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Thu 14 Sep, 2006 10:03 am
Man forced to marry goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with it. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, about £35, to Mr Alifi, reports the BBC.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
Not a baaaah-ed solution.
not a baaaah-d bargain either, a wife and a nanny all at the same price
Was the goat "in trouble?"
I hear their planning on having kids....
in retrospect, a bit of "gruff" justice
I don't know, they sound like a bunch of bleating hearts to me...
it behooves this man to accept his fate and move on
Sounds to me like they were trying to ram home a little justice.
i'm a little sheepish about being "goat"-ed into any more puns about this story
Yes, djjd, it's pretty cheesy.
Hey, don't try to butt in!
Ok, I'll just listen over here under this tree in the shade with my bota bag..
And here is the blushing bride...
Haven't ya'll milked this enough?
Give the guy a break... he was just a little horny.
the sad part being
she'll probably leave him for some young kid, and he'll be left with only his "ruminants"-ses of love gone baaaahd
Why the pervert screw the goat? Be cud it was there....
BBB
Sheeeesh! I've learned my lesson not to post any more man-goat stories. It unleashes all the A2K loonies who are intent on getting my goat.
Aaaaaagh!
BBB
At least we're not intent on getting ON your goat!
Well, most of us, anyway. There are a couple I have my doubts about....
Warning: Joke ahead that is off-color, immature, disgusting, rude, and possibly not safe for work.
Away in a manger,
Just hay for a bed.
The pervert lays down
While his kid gives him head.
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