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Mon 11 Sep, 2006 12:48 am
Organisers of a competition in which rubber sex dolls are used as rafts to cross a river have taken the moral high ground after an entrant ('scuse the pun) was caught trying to have sex with his vessel.
Judges at the Bubble Baba challenge tournament, held on the Vuoksa river near St Petersburg, disqualified the competitor for "abusing" his equipment.
"It is supposed to be a fun tournament, not a sex game" declared organiser Dmitry Bulaviniv.
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2006/08/28/sexdolls.shtml
Never seen one before...
They're very 'rudimentary'
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She looks like she's asking for it.
I must admit to having tried one once. After only a few seconds, the thing punctured and flew off out the window, making a "Pfffffffffffft" sort of noise.
Bloody offputting, I can tell you.
That's pretty bad when a sex doll gets up and leaves.
I must admit, it did nothing for my self esteem.
I'd treated her to a meal and bought her chocolates as well.....
<sob>
Is this the Complaint Department?
I'd like to register an official complaint. Was it absolutely necessary for the sex doll to have blonde hair? Were all the dolls used in this race blonde, or were some brunette dolls used as well?
>eyeing the situation closely to determine if discrimination is involved<
Well, any port in a storm, I guess.
[Reyn taking notes on LE's choice of stories]
Reyn, Lordie can make a Story out of absolutely anything. In fact.. he has..
ossobuco wrote:Reyn, Lordie can make a Story out of absolutely anything. In fact.. he has..
Not quite, Osso.
I'm still sctratching my head, trying to write a crossover story involving both bestiality and necrophilia, but it's very much like flogging a dead horse.
Eva wrote:Was it absolutely necessary for the sex doll to have blonde hair?
The poor thing doesn't even have a swimming cap.
Chai Tea wrote:Groan (to BOTH of you)
Once bit, twice shy.
>Hoofs it out of the thread.<
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