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Are there many brits on able2know?

 
 
Chai
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 04:49 am
Just bananas by themselves on a sandwich!?

shocking.

everyone knows it's Peanut Butter and banana.



Wot's eccles cake? (I'm practicing my english)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 04:54 am
Chai Tea wrote:
Just bananas by themselves on a sandwich!?

shocking.

everyone knows it's Peanut Butter and banana.



Wot's eccles cake? (I'm practicing my english)



But can you do the correct glottal stop in "Wot"?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 04:56 am
Eccles cakes are a Mancunian (or should I say Lancashire) delicacy (my Nan was a Manc) and consist of a buttery flaky pastry exterior, with currants inside. Served hot.

http://www.salford.gov.uk/living/yourcom/salfordlife/aboutsalford/salfordlocalhistory/localhistory-eccles/ecclescakes.htm


A Delia Smith recipe.....With Picture.....

http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/eccles-cakes,1737,RC.html


Mmmmmmmmm......
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 04:57 am
dlowan wrote:



But can you do the correct glottal stop in "Wot"?


Wo'?
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 04:58 am
Try banana and raspberry jam sandwiches!!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 04:59 am
Actually, I WAS going to say banana and brown sugar, but I thought the A2K health police might jump on me.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 05:06 am
Only brown sauce leads to actions.
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 05:07 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Actually, I WAS going to say banana and brown sugar, but I thought the A2K health police might jump on me.


You wish!
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 05:09 am
material girl wrote:
Try banana and raspberry jam sandwiches!!


Yes! One of my favourites, mg! Very Happy
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 05:12 am
material girl wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Actually, I WAS going to say banana and brown sugar, but I thought the A2K health police might jump on me.


You wish!


You know me so well.
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 05:19 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
material girl wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Actually, I WAS going to say banana and brown sugar, but I thought the A2K health police might jump on me.


You wish!


You know me so well.


I think we all do.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 05:31 am
To counter Smorgs's endless torrent of second rate inventors, tone deaf musicians and semi literate writers and poets that hail from Manchester, I now cite just one person, who knocks all the aforementioned into a cocked hat.
I shall find more, no doubt...but this should suffice on it's own.

<AHEM>

Colonel Pierpoint.

London's (and Britain's) first Traffic Island was put in St. James's Street in 1864 at the personal expense of a Colonel Pierpoint, who was afraid of being run over on his way to the Pall Mall club.
When it was finished, he dashed across the road to admire his creation and was knocked down by a cab.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 05:33 am
.....and....just as a petit diversi-on, here is a snippet that may be of interest to some of you.

SCOTLAND YARD (LONDON)

When New Scotland Yard was being built in 1888, the torso of a woman, headless and without arms, was discovered in the foundations. All the resources of the Criminal Investigation Dept. failed to find the murderer or the identity of the victim. And so Scotland Yard was built on the site of an unsolved murder.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 05:38 am
We are also famed for our kind and considerate ways.......

THE STATUE THAT GOT MARRIED (Smithfield Market)
In the gardens of Smithfield stands the statue of a young woman wearing a solid gold wedding ring. The ring was found by the market superintendent in 1924, and when no one claimed it, he had it soldered onto her finger, because as she had been standing there, supposed to represent fertility since 1873, he thought it was high time she got married.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 06:07 am
Manchester also has the best football team by the way.

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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 06:10 am
Hmm, City isn't bad at all - but the Blues didn't win a major honour since 1976 :wink:
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 06:12 am
Yes, I love the way that Manchester City FC wanted to name a particular stand within their Stadium after their famous ex-player, Colin Bell.

With this in mind, one of the names under serious consideration for this stand, was ......


"The Bell End".

MARVELLOUS!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 06:17 am
<DP munches her lunchtime barmcake, reading comments and thinking up good comeback>

<meanwhile, MG having got bored looking at all the tight little bottoms of the male office workers as they pass by, looks up and across the turrets of the castle, to see if the Queen is in residence>
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 07:30 am
Meanwhile, smorgs has had her banana, rasberry jam, peanut butter, beef dripping barmcake...

As for Manchester University, Manchester Metropolitan University and U.M.I.S.T. being academically sound institutions: must I post the list of Nobell Prize winners educated by Manchester (and many born there)? As it is exstensive.

So...

Bugger Off!

(as we say round these parts)

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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 5 Sep, 2006 07:35 am
<Ellpus puts tin hat back on again>
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