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BEATS THE HELL OUT OF THE USO . . .

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 07:40 am
I thought of our dear Ozzian bunny friend today, the Cunning Coney.

In a quick news blurb on NPR, they reported that the Midnight Bunny Ranch in Nevada (which has legalized prostitution), they are offering a 50% discount to veterans of the recent war. Says the owner: "Our workers are patriotic, and we want to show our appreciation. If this was a Dairy Queen, we'd be giving away ice cream." To date, they report that 50 servicemen and three servicewomen have taken advantage of the special.
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 09:21 am
Perhaps Pres. Bush's PR wizards could stage a photo op there, sort of like his landing on the aircraft carrier. I see political points to be scored here!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 09:24 am
Those people may have a sufficient regard for their own social standing so as not to want to be seen in his company . . .



heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . . .

i am such a bad man . . .

okbye
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 09:35 am
Hey, I like the idea- Do good for our people in the service, and get some free advertising to boot. Great marketing strategy! Very Happy
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 10:23 am
Re: BEATS THE HELL OUT OF THE USO . . .
Setanta wrote:
To date, they report that 50 servicemen and three servicewomen have taken advantage of the special.



Boy, I sure wouldn't want to be the guy designated to make moves on those three servicewomen!!!

In any case, this report (and the three servicewomen) remind me of the story about a guy who tells a friend of his about a nightclub he was frequenting. Seems the proprietor, in an attempt to increase his business, had numbered each seat in the house -- and every night one number would be selected, and whoever was sitting in that seat would get a trip upstairs for an hour of was touted as exceptional, no-holds-barred sex.

When the friend asked if he had ever been the winner, the guy says, "No, not yet. But my wife had already won twice."
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au1929
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 02:24 pm
I would call it updating the marketing procedures of the worlds oldest profession.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 03:46 pm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ectoplasmcafe/message/9211
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 03:49 pm
LMAO, Noddy . . .
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 07:46 pm
So, do you think the DQ is giving away ice cream? I'd think they have to now.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 07:47 pm
Let's go see . . .
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 07:53 pm
Only if you borrow, and wear, the shrub's parachute harness. Shocked





:wink:
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 07:57 pm
Razz
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sumac
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2003 10:40 pm
No ice cream, just sprinkles. Multi-colored though.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 04:50 am
hehehehehehehe




aren't you the rude girl! :wink:
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 12:24 pm
Last year? Two years ago? I read a very interesting journalistic exploration of a Nevada Brothel--I can't remember the name--but it had an interactive internet site and sold t-shirts (including Size XXXL for patrons).

I Googled the Bunny Bunch, but was leery of clicking on most of the possibilities because of cookies and cooties and STD's.
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