Help! I have caught my testicles in a deck chair-HORRENDOUS!

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......shouted Mario Visjnic!

DECKCHAIR TRAPS TESTICLES.

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html

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Beats my pruning accident, anyday!

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Good competent staff there, deciding exactly what to cut.

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Nothing worse than when your testicals get caught between sluts.........
I've always said that, Its a well known fact!

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Somewhere buried deep in the bowels of A2K there is a story about my testicles being trapped in a deck chair.

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I think I remember that, Gus, one of them had been flattened somehow and there was a hammer(?) or maybe a nail involved.

Someone do a search.

Joe

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A search for Gus's testicles?

Is one allowed to wear gloves?

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I looked around, but couldn't find anything. It must not have been one of my threads.

It seems that there was a fair amount of stimulating discussion on the thread in question.

Maybe the hamsters pulled the thread because it was bordering on some sort of sick, twisted pornography.

(As opposed to the good porno, e.g. bestiality, amputee tricks, necrophilia)

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yes. all very good.

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I remember people suggesting that getting some ice would have been easier. There were one, maybe two, threads with a situation just like this one on this thread, and then I think Gus started a thread, or else brought it up on someone else's thread.

Hmm, quite a rash..

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It's right here...................

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Just what kind of perverted link was that????

It must have been pretty blatant porno pictures of gus' testicles caught in a deck chair, or something else really scary.

All I got was a photo of a lady with short dark hair wearing a grey suit.
When I tried to get out this robot came into my room shouting "Warning, Will Robinson" over and over and messages flashed up on my screen that I had performed an illegal operation and would need to shut down.

Wow!! Shocked

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Ha! That's the link of who Reyn was guessing Chai Tea looked like...

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ossobuco wrote:

Ha! That's the link of who Reyn was guessing Chai Tea looked like...

Huh??

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@Lord Ellpus,

Lord Ellpus wrote:

DECKCHAIR TRAPS TESTICLES.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l18/atnorth/john_mccain.jpg

DECKCHAIR TRAPS TESTICLES

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