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Jesus was a pedophile.

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 09:37 pm
Stray Cat wrote:
I'm in love with Edgar.....


Stray Cat professes her love for the Texan while the old farmer pounds her from behind and the young Italian from New York offers her some "Italian Sausage".

The **** that happens on this site is unbelievable.
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 09:50 pm
Quote:
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Get out of the way, MMS! We are trying to pound Stray Cat.
Get out of the way, MMS! We are trying to pound Stray Cat.


BY all means, don't let me interrupt the threesome ya'll got going on....I'll just watch... :wink:
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 09:51 pm
>Kicky recoils in horror and disgust as Gustav offers him the "blunt object" he requested.<
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 12:05 am
>Kicky pulls out his own "blunt object," and begins to beat the hell out of Stray Cat with it.<
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 08:28 am
Oh, crap. I've gotta get a life.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 08:56 am
Don't any of you guys watch professional boxing?

There are Jesuses coming out your ears in that sport.

I guess, depending on where you live, like in minnesota or north dakota or something, you don't think of Jesus as a common mans name. If you live in NYC, Florida, most parts of Tx, Southern California and other points SW, you know it's a common name.

I'll admit, at first when I saw the title, I thought of "the Jesus", but, I also know kicky, as profane as he is, wouldn't have posted something about "the Jesus" being a pedaphile.....God, kicky's a very smart guy folks....c'mon.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 09:53 am
Chai Tea wrote:
Don't any of you guys watch professional boxing?

There are Jesuses coming out your ears in that sport.
Frightening thought. How did they get into the ears to begin with?

Chai Tea wrote:
I guess, depending on where you live, like in minnesota or north dakota or something, you don't think of Jesus as a common mans name. If you live in NYC, Florida, most parts of Tx, Southern California and other points SW, you know it's a common name.
Have you met my new neighbor, Jesus De Jesus?

Chai Tea wrote:
I'll admit, kicky's a very smart guy folks....c'mon.
He is? Did something happen when I wasn't looking? (Did he ever locate Home Depot?)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 09:54 am
The thread title was very à propos of the film clip, and the Goodman-Bridges conversation was priceless, and an excellent example of first class screen play writing.

Personally, i'm rather disappointed that the religious wingnuts did not come crawling out the woodwork to whine about this--but, i guess they only drop by S & R looking to pick a fight. I did my part to piss them off with the link i provided. I don't think it's fair to fault Kicky for not having accomplished the laudable task of pissing off a bunch of humorless religious dweebs . . .
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 09:57 am
Levon wears his war wound like a crown
He calls his child Jesus
'Cause he likes the name
And he sends him to the finest school in town

Levon, Levon likes his money
He makes a lot they say
Spend his days counting
In a garage by the motorway

He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war's begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today

And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Levon
In tradition with the family plan
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Levon

Levon sells cartoon balloons in town
His family business thrives
Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly

And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
Leaving Levon far behind
Take a balloon and go sailing
While Levon, Levon slowly dies
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 10:00 am
Setanta wrote:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown
He calls his child Jesus
'Cause he likes the name
And he sends him to the finest school in town

Levon, Levon likes his money
He makes a lot they say
Spend his days counting
In a garage by the motorway

He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war's begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today

And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Levon
In tradition with the family plan
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Levon

Levon sells cartoon balloons in town
His family business thrives
Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly

And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
Leaving Levon far behind
Take a balloon and go sailing
While Levon, Levon slowly dies
I'm almost sure there's a message you are trying to get across here...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 10:09 am
Naw . . . it's just a song about a guy who named his kid Jesus . . .

Many people free associate with words--i happen to free associate with songs . . .
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 10:20 am
I like Jesus's funky purple suit.

x
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 10:23 am
BBB
I'm so glad Kicky is back with his wicked sense of humor.

BBB
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 10:23 am
The socks (which i suppose ought to be called men's hosiery) really cracked me up . . .
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 10:25 am
mens socks, hosiery etc is ALWAYS amusing to me

x
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 11:12 am
Sturgis!


Long time no see!

How you be?
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