Stray Cat wrote:I'm in love with Edgar.....
Stray Cat professes her love for the Texan while the old farmer pounds her from behind and the young Italian from New York offers her some "Italian Sausage".
The **** that happens on this site is unbelievable.
Quote:Quote:Get out of the way, MMS! We are trying to pound Stray Cat.
Get out of the way, MMS! We are trying to pound Stray Cat.
BY all means, don't let me interrupt the threesome ya'll got going on....I'll just watch... :wink:
>Kicky recoils in horror and disgust as Gustav offers him the "blunt object" he requested.<
>Kicky pulls out his own "blunt object," and begins to beat the hell out of Stray Cat with it.<
Oh, crap. I've gotta get a life.
Don't any of you guys watch professional boxing?
There are Jesuses coming out your ears in that sport.
I guess, depending on where you live, like in minnesota or north dakota or something, you don't think of Jesus as a common mans name. If you live in NYC, Florida, most parts of Tx, Southern California and other points SW, you know it's a common name.
I'll admit, at first when I saw the title, I thought of "the Jesus", but, I also know kicky, as profane as he is, wouldn't have posted something about "the Jesus" being a pedaphile.....God, kicky's a very smart guy folks....c'mon.
Chai Tea wrote:Don't any of you guys watch professional boxing?
There are Jesuses coming out your ears in that sport.
Frightening thought. How did they get into the ears to begin with?
Chai Tea wrote: I guess, depending on where you live, like in minnesota or north dakota or something, you don't think of Jesus as a common mans name. If you live in NYC, Florida, most parts of Tx, Southern California and other points SW, you know it's a common name.
Have you met my new neighbor, Jesus De Jesus?
Chai Tea wrote:I'll admit, kicky's a very smart guy folks....c'mon.
He is? Did something happen when I wasn't looking? (Did he ever locate Home Depot?)
The thread title was very à propos of the film clip, and the Goodman-Bridges conversation was priceless, and an excellent example of first class screen play writing.
Personally, i'm rather disappointed that the religious wingnuts did not come crawling out the woodwork to whine about this--but, i guess they only drop by S & R looking to pick a fight. I did my part to piss them off with the link i provided. I don't think it's fair to fault Kicky for not having accomplished the laudable task of pissing off a bunch of humorless religious dweebs . . .
Levon wears his war wound like a crown
He calls his child Jesus
'Cause he likes the name
And he sends him to the finest school in town
Levon, Levon likes his money
He makes a lot they say
Spend his days counting
In a garage by the motorway
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war's begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Levon
In tradition with the family plan
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Levon
Levon sells cartoon balloons in town
His family business thrives
Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
Leaving Levon far behind
Take a balloon and go sailing
While Levon, Levon slowly dies
Setanta wrote:Levon wears his war wound like a crown
He calls his child Jesus
'Cause he likes the name
And he sends him to the finest school in town
Levon, Levon likes his money
He makes a lot they say
Spend his days counting
In a garage by the motorway
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war's begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Levon
In tradition with the family plan
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Levon
Levon sells cartoon balloons in town
His family business thrives
Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
Leaving Levon far behind
Take a balloon and go sailing
While Levon, Levon slowly dies
I'm
almost sure there's a message you are trying to get across here...
Naw . . . it's just a song about a guy who named his kid Jesus . . .
Many people free associate with words--i happen to free associate with songs . . .
I like Jesus's funky purple suit.
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BBB
I'm so glad Kicky is back with his wicked sense of humor.
BBB
The socks (which i suppose ought to be called men's hosiery) really cracked me up . . .
mens socks, hosiery etc is ALWAYS amusing to me
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Sturgis!
Long time no see!
How you be?