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Jesus was a pedophile.

 
 
Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 12:51 pm
Nobody f*cks with the Jesus.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 01:52 pm
I should hope he loved children (pedophilia, a word that is misused today) as well as all sentient beings. I don't think for one minute that he was a pederast.
And nobody f*cks with the Buddha either.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 01:57 pm
Re: Jesus was a pedophile.



Yeah well, that's just your opinion dude.







(jl...did you watch the clip?)
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 02:00 pm
I'm just mad about Saffron
Saffron's mad about me
I'm just mad about Saffron
She's just mad about me

{Refrain}
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow

I'm just mad about Fourteen
Fourteen's mad about me
I'm just mad about Fourteen
She's just mad about me

Born high forever to fly
Wind velocity nil
Wanna high forever to fly
If you want your cup our fill

{Refrain}

(So mellow, he's so yellow)

Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase

They call it mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow

Saffron -- yeah
I'm just mad about her
I'm just mad about Saffron
She's just mad about me



(Oh so yellow, oh so mellow)
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 02:04 pm
Speaking of pedophiles, when I heard they'd arrested a guy in the JonBenet Ramsey case, I figured that accounted for your absence.

Welcome back, Kicky. But where exactly were you on the night of December 25th, 1996? You weren't in Boulder, Colorado by any chance, were you?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 02:15 pm
Jesus won't survive


Thanks to ehBeth for finding this vid . . .
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 03:39 pm
Nice come back thread, Kicky.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 04:08 pm
Chai, it's obvious that I did not (and still have not) seen the clip. Thanks.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 05:31 pm
Same here and I don't intend to.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 06:17 pm
JL and Stray Cat

Don't be afraid to look....it's not at all what you think, seriously.

No pedophila, just a movie clip from the Big Libowski with a Puerto Rican guy name Jesus in it.

Unless you find John Goodman, Jeff Bridges and John Tuturro offensive, that is.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 06:39 pm
well, they sure aint pretty
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 06:41 pm
The title of this thread is misleading. Not a bash religion sort of thing.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 06:43 pm
Damn, huh? Laughing
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Miller
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 06:50 pm
How many guys in NYCity go by the first name of Jesus?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 07:01 pm
75?
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 07:06 pm
I know, I know!!

27,836.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 07:07 pm
WAY more than that, I'd bet, edgar. Except most of them pronounce it "Hey-soos."
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 07:54 pm
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The title of this thread is misleading. Not a bash religion sort of thing.


Maybe not, but it's too late now. This thread's gone over like a big ol' lead balloon. When somebody else has to come on and explain that it's not what it looks like and it's really not that bad.....then it's already bombed.

He made a big mistake with the title. It just wasn't funny.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 08:00 pm
Oh I thought it was..
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 08:02 pm
I thought it was a mistake also, but, knowing Kicky, decided to give it a chance.
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