That's rich candy floss 'ead!
Or are those locks stuck to the brim of your lovely hat?
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I'll have you know I have long flaxen locks (flaxen - look it up in ya Collins little Gem dictionary)
Plus, my locks are regularly coiffeured and are in tip-top - I REPEAT tip-top condition.
Why... it's just a cascade of shimmering gold!
Is the glint from my shine blinding you?
Yes, please turn it down.
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Is that it?
Oooh, I'm so scared...
Don't be scared, I'm sure your MUCH bigger than me.
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I am a voluptuous vision of beauty...
Men want to get with me all the time!
Well I have big thigh bones which will come in handy when I kick your head in!
Smorgana - as much as I am enjoyin our "lesbian banter" I really must go as there is a documentry on serial killers on telly in 5 mins. I'm sure you will understand.
See you tomorrow for more sparring you TRAMP.
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Is it just me, or am I detecting some negativity within this thread?
"Jespah, the kids aren't playing nice!"
It's just you Reyn. Don't worry, she knows I'm only teasin.
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...wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
I'm going to bed early tonight DP, see you in the morning.
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