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Fri 18 Aug, 2006 07:43 pm
Well...
I quite like laminate flooring and kittens!
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I like nougat and dinners with plenty o meat in 'em
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I don't know my left from my right...
Hey, do you use a direction finger to help guide people?
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Why, yes!
I'm a world renowned pointer!
So you indulge in a bit of "finger pointing" do you?
I have been known to point the odd chubby finger.
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No...
On that we differ
I have only been known to point with long, tapering, manicured to prefection fingers...
Oh really? U sure they arent all gnarly and talon-like?
I enjoy watching the banter of lesbians.
No they are not!
You had better watch that sarky mouth of yours DP!
Or I'll...
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I feel comfortable making such a statement around smorgs, but maybe Dorothy Parker isn't familiar with my insanity and will be offended by such a statement.
It's a risk I am going to have to take.
Well, seeing as if you think your some kind of a film buff(y St Marie)...
I have 'positively a nuns hands'
What film?
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Oh Gus, it would take MUCH more than that to offend me.
As for you smorgs ......."I'm quivering in my boots"
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If DP bears any similarity to me...
She won't mind at all, gus!
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Oh, so you are a lesbian then?
I'm in diamante sling-backs - but I sure can move fast in 'em!
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Lesbian? Depends how much I've had to drink "innit"?
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Ah, the fickleness of youth...
If you were a lesbian, you would be much more interesting!
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Lesbianism is overrated anyway
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