Who are you to judge what is 'rated'?
eh?
eh?
eh?
smorgs points a well manicured, slender finger at DP
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I am merely ME. Ha!
No kondly get that pointy (gnarly) nicotine-stained finger out my face. Someone drop a house on your sister?
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Wizard of Oz reference.
Sheesh! If you were a real lesbien witch you'd know that.
I'm calling you out as a DP imposter.
Oooohhh
...well I'm new to lesbianism
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Really?! Me, too!!
Tell me, are there (ir)regular meetings and membership cards and dues and everything? (Methinks I've paid my dues.)
You'd have to cut that hair, eva
You don't want to be too vanilla, they won't let you in da club...
I know somewhere real nice we can go eva.
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I have to cut my hair?!
Wait a minute. I'm gonna hafta rethink this.
Honestly, I never seriously considered lesbianism until this...
Gus may have unwittingly caused thousands of straight women to forsake men entirely when he wrote:Parasitic filiarial worms infest the lymph system, which fills the afflicted cavities with watery fluid. Mosquito bites transmit the disease; legs, arms and non-testicular organs can also be enlarged by the monstrous malady
poor guy
(Click on link at your own risk)
Well, the balls in your court, eva
I read all that stuff a long time ago. Yawn.
Hi, Eva, Hi, Smorgsie....
Hi osso...
It's 12 mid day in UK and I have only just got up!
Slept for 13 hours!!!
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smorgs wrote:Well, the balls in your court, eva
Get that OUT of my court...AT ONCE!!!
Okay, okay
(smorgs picks up balls and throws them at DP)
OUCH! Watch the "do" smorgsie.
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Wot? That do?
I think tossing a few balls at YOUR hairdo could only improve it!
Looks dyed to **** to me...
