Would that frozen testicle thing really work?
Anonymous
Only if you can get him to sit still for it.
shewolfnm wrote:buy a dvd of really verbal porn
turn it up all the way
open windows
hit repeat
leave
unfortunately he has two young daughters. Can't take it out on them.
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
unfortunately he has two young daughters. Can't take it out on them.
Very un-Bearlike to have not taken "it out on them" already.
save some poo
ok...Here';s what I'd do -- what we did as kids ...
Get a shoe box,
Collect some serious amounts of dog crap...(not just a little),
Put it in the shoe box,
Light the shoe box on fire (at the door),
Quickly ring the neighbor's doorbell
Clear out quickly.
Watch the fun as he/she tries to put it out with his foot.
Best french fries I've had were at a small place in Rome on the Aventine. I suppose if I ever make it to france, I'll be fairly happy...
I agree, huh?
Beg pardon and skip along.
I suppose I'll figure out what I was answering to at some point.
Carry on...
That's hilarious.
I thought the burning poo had given her an appetite.
ossobuco wrote:Best french fries I've had were at a small place in Rome on the Aventine. I suppose if I ever make it to france, I'll be fairly happy...
I feel a little better now
(snort!). Clearly the wrong thread..
I was so sincere too.
dlowan wrote:Ice is slowly melting, huh?
Hop in the fridge, you need to chill...
he needs to be smart about it, do something creative in a way that won't get him caught.
dlowan wrote:Ice is slowly melting, huh?
Hop in the fridge, you need to chill...
A polary-bear in the frigidy-air!
Bear
You are smarter than your neighbor (sometimes) and your priority should be protecting your dogs. If I were you, I would do what ever is necessary to lower the agravation for both of you. Your neighbor sounds like the kind of person who would poison dogs. Whatever it takes to avoid that is what you should do no matter how pissed you are.
You are moving in three weeks? What's the poop about that?
BBB
Yeah! You're moving?...what's up? (I been gone.)
Oh, and I favor the "killing with kindness" method of dealing with whiny types, myself. Tell him that when your dogs bark, they are just trying to be friendly, and they are trying to get HIM to come out and play. Then hand him a ball and turn the dogs loose before you go back inside. (Don't forget to smile.)
Eva wrote:Yeah! You're moving?...what's up? (I been gone.)
to another planet. Got any boxes?
Nope. You'll just have to stay here and tough out Bush's last two years with the rest of us.
