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Thu 3 Aug, 2006 05:03 pm
We have this whiny pussy of a neighbor who is constantly complaining about our dogs... coming to our door (at inappropriate times I might add) one at least one occasion when it was one of the other neighborhood dogs (there are many) barking to complain to me and our dogs were in the house fer Chrissake!!!! Last time I told him I wasn't getting rid of my dogs, all dogs bark occasionally, and to stay the hell off my property.
Well today the carpet cleaners came and the dogs were barking at him and this ass hole called animal control.
Truthfully, we are considerate about these dogs... call them in immediately when they start barking early or late, let them out early am and then bring them right back in, let them out once to pee late night then straight back in..... but dogs will bark from time to time.
My next door neighbor says he's a chronic complainer.
Now I'm not some brawling redneck by any means but I'm also not frightened of much of anything or anyone and if this ass wipe calls animal control again and they impound one of my dogs before Imove three weeks from now, I'm going to catch him in his yard and slap the goddam **** out of hium and I do not say that lightly. I am that pissed off and when I get that way I am totally unconcerned with the consequences of my actions. Damn this whiny c*nt.
Somebody say something funny and cool me off.
Ice is slowly melting, huh?
Hop in the fridge, you need to chill...
What do you call fish without eyes?
fsh.
I dont blame you one bit.
I would be right there with you .
Dogs bark. Thats how they talk.
they are GONNA bark during the day
i say slap that muther fucjer
I would throw penny-filled tennis balls at him.
After you're done whipping them at your dogs heads, of course.
Wait, does "my neighbor says he's a chronic complainer," mean he admits he's a sloppy hairy cvnt, or another neighbor said he's a sloppy hairy cvnt?
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:I would throw penny-filled tennis balls at him.
After you're done whipping them at your dogs heads, of course.
Wait, does "my neighbor says he's a chronic complainer," mean he admits he's a sloppy hairy cvnt, or another neighbor said he's a sloppy hairy cvnt?
he's a pussy. first time he came over he told me he was upset by my dogs incessant barking. whipped out his new vocabulary word on me to intimidate me.....
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:I
Wait, does "my neighbor says he's a chronic complainer," mean he admits he's a sloppy hairy cvnt, or another neighbor said he's a sloppy hairy cvnt?
I think it means he's a sloppy hairy prick (just being PC).
Seriously Bi-P, people like this you have to watch out for. You never know when he'll get pissed and do something like try and poison the dogs. I think you need to calm down for a day, then and go over and talk to him in the nicest most neighborly manner.
Ask him what he thinks you can realistically do to solve the problem. Explain that the dogs are family members and much loved. You are sorry that they are creating a problem for him and you would like to try and resolve it without either of you calling the authorities. Do the Socrates thing and just ask him questions- try and get him to solve the problem. Often people will back down from their radical stance when they are confronted by reasonable questions.
You're smarter than the average bear, I think you can do it.
I suggest you ice his testicles, then sit him on a bench where they can drop through the small opening.
Green Witch wrote:Seriously Bi-P, people like this you have to watch out for. You never know when he'll get pissed and do something like try and poison the dogs. I think you need to calm down for a day, then and go over and talk to him in the nicest most neighborly manner.
Ask him what he thinks you can realistically do to solve the problem. Explain that the dogs are family members and much loved. You are sorry that they are creating a problem for him and you would like to try and resolve it without either of you calling the authorities. Do the Socrates thing and just ask him questions- try and get him to solve the problem. Often people will back down from their radical stance when they are confronted by reasonable questions.
You're smarter than the average bear, I think you can do it.
I went that route with him at first... he's still a pissy c*nt... he had his chance....
If he has made any threats against your family or the dogs you should report it to the police. Try and get him to say something on tape so you have evidence if sometime suspcious happens.
Remember no matter how big a jerk you think you can be, he is going to be a bigger one - and I mean that in the most sensible way.
I was going to post an allied type thread earlier, not the same situation exactly.
I see Green Witch's point.
Except for my last house, I've lived pretty close to other folks, as houses are jambed together in Venice, and in my neighborhood here in Abq. I live in a so-called town house, where all the houses are duplexes with one shared wall. Every single house around me has a barking dog... until yesterday, the one on the other side of the shared wall didn't have a dog occupant.
So yesterday, what do we have moving in but the world's cutest beagle puppy. I can hear it a little bit, little wee barks. Pacco, on the other hand, goes into depeche mode. He only barks when some other dog does. Some other dog does at various times of day. It's only one day and I want to body tackle my own dog. Like the straw on the camel, bark rotation.
I'm going to have to train this old dog some new tricks.
Luckily, so far, it's the neighbor on the other side apologizing to me... and I don't really care, or at least am not angry, so we're cool. In the meantime, my house doesn't have curtains and rugs put down yet, so I am living periodically in the barking echo chamber of the universe.
Good luck with cooling hothead down, Bear. Then when you leave...
Why not just play music loud enough so he cannot hear the dogs?
OMG! That's BRILLIANT!!
Play loud music every time they bark.
They can't impound your stereo.
Play it real loud for ten minutes in the middle of the night. Wake him up, and before the cops get there, it's off and your asleep.
Get other neighbor in on it. When they check the conflicting stories, he'll look like Gladys Kravitz.
I almost wish I had an asshole neighbor. This will be glorious.
Do it every few nights.
{laughing gleefully!!}
When we moved in 1996 I wrote on one of my neigbors front lawns that he sucked in Round up... it looked f**king great.....
Oh, man, now that is ART.
This is Mr. Neighbor's one great chance in life to sound assertive. He cannot be reasoned with.
I think it's the frozen testicle, slatted lawn chair for him. That'll take him down to size.
buy a dvd of really verbal porn
turn it up all the way
open windows
hit repeat
leave
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