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Thu 3 Aug, 2006 12:01 pm
Seems to me, she should have called a marriage councillor.
Ah, this should certainly put him in the mood...
FRANKFURT (Reuters) - Police in the German city of Aachen received an unusual call for help late Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.
After the couple had been sleeping in separate beds for several months without intimate contact, the 44-year-old woman woke the husband, 45, in the middle of the night and demanded he satisfy her needs, police spokesman Paul Kemen said Thursday.
When her advances were refused, a row broke out and she called the police and asked them to intervene, he added.
"The police officials did not feel able to resolve the dispute, let alone issue any kind of official order," Kemen said.
"And because no crime or infringement could be identified, all they could do was file a report in case intervention might be required at a later date," he added.
Perhaps she has eaten herself into an enormous beast. I must admit, I have trouble maintaining an erection when I find the woman repulsive. Let's look at both sides. Perhaps it is psycholoigically impossible for the man to fulfill his duties.
But is it a police matter?
What I noticed about this story was that the location was changed to Germany from British Columbia.
Last I heard those police were more than willing to "perform their duties". When hubby can't put out they are there on the spot!
cjhsa wrote:What I noticed about this story was that the location was changed to Germany from British Columbia.
Perhaps I should have provided a
LINK for those "reading-challenged" individuals.
More like for the humor challenged from the great white north...
No sense of humor either. C-ya.
I only laugh when something is funny.
Cheer yourself up, find a mirror.
K.Marquise of Queensbury will be observed throughout. Let the combatants retire to an eutral corner and wait for the bell.
the slogan of the german police is :
"die polizei , dein freund und helfer"
("the police , your friend and helper") .
the poor woman must have taken it literally
.
here they are frying up some sausages as a public relations effort - do i see a case of beer in the paddy wagon ? surely it's not fruitjuice ? .
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Get your stinking claws off me, you damn dirty ape!
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Jeezus, those guys could stand to lay off the Brats and beer. They look like a coupla potatoes from New Jersey who like to wear camo sweats.
Those have to be the "Wagen" maintenance crew.
WAGNEG ZAR KRAGNEG
"Surrender and Die"-
--old Klingon saying
the hamburg police have a pretty hot jazzband - under the direction of an american : kristine kresge .
Re: Woman phones police: Complains about her sex life
Reyn wrote:Police in the German city of Aachen received an unusual call for help late Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.
It sounds like the premise for a porn flick.
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