Woman phones police: Complains about her sex life

Cheer yourself up, find a mirror.

K.Marquise of Queensbury will be observed throughout. Let the combatants retire to an eutral corner and wait for the bell.

Perhaps she has eaten herself into an enormous beast. I must admit, I have trouble maintaining an erection when I find the woman repulsive. Let's look at both sides. Perhaps it is psycholoigically impossible for the man to fulfill his duties.

(But Reyn, you are an extremely abrasive & provocative sort of person. It comes as absolutely no surprise to me that certain folk feel obliged to attack you! Why, I've often felt this urge, myself!)

Be at peace, reyn. Still, I am glad to see you feeling your oats, as they say.

msolga wrote:

(But Reyn, you are an extremely abrasive & provocative sort of person. It comes as absolutely no surprise to me that certain folk feel obliged to attack you! Why, I've often felt this urge, myself!)

Well, I am a sensitive kind of guy, y'know. :wink:

... all the time, every day, looking for weird stuff to post here & incite people!

He's gone!

Reyn, Reyn! I was joking! Come back here!

Then there's that other recent story of the woman who'd done something, I forget what, which caused the city to send a cop to her house to warn her about it. She called 911 and asked them if they could send "that cute policeman" back because her love life had been lousy lately and she'd thought he was hot. They charged her with misusing the emergency phone line, which is apparently a fairly serious misdemeanor. Reyn might even have done a thread about this. Don't remember whehter I saw it here or the Boston Globe.

Why not? Someone else had a go at me at my expense and pretended to call it "humor".

I'm not even Mexican.

Reyn wrote:

Why not? Someone else had a go at me at my expense and pretended to call it "humor".

I'm not even Mexican.

Had a go at you? Hardly!! And it's common for people to use third party language when describing their own problems.

Humor was all it was. So very sorry you couldn't comprehend that, and instead decide to mud fling your racist comments.

I've enjoyed many of your off the wall posts reyn, but this time, you can bite me.

There's a hot new lady police officer in my town. I must find a way to get her to come over.