I know you two are doing it behind my back, dammit.
See! I knew it! I was getting ready to post something shamelessly flirtatious in response to nimh, and then I thought, "Oh ho, I bet Lash is lurking around here, just waiting to catch me and nimh in a torrid embrace! Better give 'im the ol' brush-off and arrange a secret rendevous later."
oops, I gave that away, didn't I?
OK.
I give up. I can't stop true love, and body fluids.
You will always be my only Pooky.
<sad, dejected, pitiful>
<slits eyes>
But, someone did say "She can't take much more of this, cap'n. We've got to have more dilithium crystals!!" in October 2004.
<nods convincingly>
Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -- Kirk
Who's driving this bloody spaceship?
"I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy; I know many things."
He is a churning cauldron of throbbing sensuality and overacting, packed impossibly tightly into a tiny amber shirt.
Right. And he knows where we're going.
Where are we going again?
Where no man has gone before?
Hillary Clinton's vagina?
<made me laugh>
<was going to say Phyllis Shlafley, but spelling...>
Plus, I haven't said vagina yet today.
It never entered my head when I began what I thought was a history making thread that there were so many self confessed complete and utter clodhopping, boring, useless jerks without a shred of mitigation in such a self selecting sociological sample as this purports to be.
Back to the drawing board.
Much like God created man in his image, threads tend to call forth a quality of posts that reflect that of their initiator..
That qualifies for quote of the day
Wow!! That's scoring brownie points with the Captain!
I'm going to concentrate when I have the time on thinking up a first post that nobody dare follow and thus enter the record books with the shortest thread in history for good and all. Coberst has had it too easy.
spendius wrote:I'm going to concentrate when I have the time on thinking up a first post that nobody dare follow and thus enter the record books with the shortest thread in history for good and all.
What's so hard to do? Just start a thread in the Human Interest forum. There may be many readers, but rarely anyone posts.
