I fainted on the Rue de la Rivoli! (La smorgs is back!)

Les Ecossais sont les mieux romantiques....

And what would this mean, eh?

It means there's nothing worn under the kilt.

He doesn't wear one of those

...err (smorgs scratches her head, but can barely get to the scalp 'cos her hair is so tick)

Les - yes, know that... the, but more than one of 'em

eccossais - eco, ecoss, econ - that's it - economy

sont - that means of

les - see above but not a capital

meaux - that means hair, I'm sure

romantique - peasy

sooo....

'The economy of the hair is romantic'

Thanks McTag, I'll take that as a compliment and remove the le fatwah!

Smorgs
You mentioned that they are just different and I think that's the main reason why I'm so attracted to him.
The men around here are all sooooooooooo the same.


I swear that the fact that he's handsome as hell, has nothing to do with my attraction ;-)

For fucks sake, montana...

Some men just need slapping around a little! Just casually hit the back of his head as you go past, then, when you have his attention, just say "would vous like le shag manifique?" then you move in... show him your thick hair, lash him a little with those coiffeured locks...

It'll work - because it is SUBTLE, they don't understand that (I've found)

Ok, I'll try it

It depends on what part of France you are going to visit, I hear that the posh [French] knobs say it TAY-Blay, as in:

Garcon, prepare le tay-blay roulette vous moi skint.

and of course we will be in the ever so posh part...

Montana seeks advice from Smorgs on the ways of Le Male

Maybe Les Femmes merveilleuses d'A2K can answer a question I've been wondering about for a few weeks now. One thing I've noticed among les parisiennes, especially in all the hot weather, is the tank top whose back is so low that the bra is not even partially hidden--i.e. several inches separate the bra band from the top of the tank top's back.

Is this a deliberate fashion statement, or something that just happens owing to the logistics of tank tops and bras? Is it a new thing? I don't recall ever noticing this back in the States. (Not that I was looking.)

Je suis curieux...

No, no, Smorgs. I am sure you have misinterpreted McTag. All French phrases uttered by males have something to do with sex, don't you know. Using Joe Nation's translation guide, I have stared at the words until the meaning has become apparent. Voila! "The ecstasies of the lovely pussies..."

And our hair is FINE, as in "not coarse." French hair is typically coarser than British hair. (I'm Irish-English.) Aren't we lucky!

I didn't know about the low-backed tank tops, Shapeless, but if I twist mine around backward, that would work. Ooh la la! I am tres chic! >help! I'm caught!<

I'm loving this thread!

wandeljw cherie,

Have you noticed my rather grande muff? And I seem to be holding a can of lager...

Me too, me too! I'm English/Irish - we have so much in common Eva!

x

That definitely qualifies you to be a confidante for Montana!

I ask you...

Is this thin hair?

I don't think so

(did someone shout 'get over it'?)

x

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No, that is not thin hair! (nice pic though)

God, Smorgie, you're stunning!

(btw who is that blond bird you're kissing?) :wink: