...after breakfast we went by Metro to the centre of Paris.
Saw the Eiffel Tower (which is much bigger in real life than I had imagined) Jane described it as 'like Blackpool, but foreign'. But I can't begin to describe how hot it was...
We had already seen, but not quite understood, the adverts on TV warning people to take care in the heat. We thought we would be able to cope with it, but it was the hottest I had been in my WHOLE LIFE!
We slithered up the Champs Elysee and went for lunch. The restaurant was tres fantastique. Along with plenty of wine (yes, we got drunk - again) we had:
Mussels - which were the best mussels I ever had.
Veal - sorry, I know it's not ethical, but it was the first time I had it and it was delicious!
Pomme tatin - at least it's what I think it was, with ice cream that was the - here it comes again- the best damn apple thing and ice cream I ever had in my life.
I'm afraid this is where I commited the worst faux pas of the holiday. We had been chatting to a Frenchman (how unusual) at the next table, who seemed most amused by our exitement over the food...
so I practised my French:
smorgs - "regardez mois grande jolie moule"
Frenchman - "Madame, you should not say this!"
smorgs - "quelle not?"
Frenchman - "It is a naughty word"
smorgs - "What did I say?"
Frenchman - "look at my big beautiful vagina"
smorgs -
Jane - "what did you say?"
smorgs - "I said look at my big gorgeous fanny" (I was translating)
Jane - "you'll have to remember that for tonight"
smorgs - "I'm not saying that, even if we do get pissed"
Jane - "why not - you have to sell yourself at our age"
smorgs - "your such a slapper"
Jane - "La slapper grande, if you don't mind"
Once again I marvelled at Jane's capacity to utilise her limited knowledge of the French language.
Finally got back to the hotel, so grateful for the air-con again, Jane measured the effectiveness by how hard it made her nipples when we walked in...!!! I said leading air-con companies should employ her, or use a nipple rating on their products.
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