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I fainted on the Rue de la Rivoli! (La smorgs is back!)

 
 
wandeljw
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 09:56 am
Good job, smorgs. Your narrative is excellent!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 10:18 am
Why, thank you wandeljw, you are too kind (le x)

but in my haste to post, I missed out the details of the fab le petite dejune!

more later...

S
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 10:22 am
Just after smorgs left Paris, the Lord Mayor of Paris gave out some new bylaws for using "Paris plage": no strings, no naked (sun) bathing ect anymore
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 10:31 am
Quote:
no strings


What kind of strings Walter?

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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 10:36 am
Those like nothing.
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Shapeless
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 10:37 am
Walter Hinteler wrote:
Just after smorgs left Paris, the Lord Mayor of Paris gave out some new bylaws for using "Paris plage": no strings...


I second the mandate. Rope is much better, or, if you've got 'em, handcuffs.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 10:48 am
What about 'no strings' l'amour (every man's favourite), I bet that was rampant!

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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 10:49 am
free love is priced right.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 11:03 am
Quote:
free love is priced right.


I strongly disagree

oops! sorry dys, I thought I was on the Sexual Intellegence Test...

I scored *60 btw, does it make me a perv or a prude?

*within the confines of the test... as there were no questions on whipping, nipple clamps or being hosed down with olive oil whilst wearing latex leiderhosen, so it's hardly a fair reflection on 'la smorgs technique'
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 11:09 am
Lederhosen? Now you're talking!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 11:24 am
d'ya know...

If there were any smutty references anywhere on A2k, Ellpus would le sniff them out in a flash.

Would have thought good old British spanking would have been more up vous passaaaager (in a kenneth Williams stylee).

Do you remember, Ellpus, when 'Our Ken' would sing made up French nonsense songs in a tremelous French stylee?

I remember one that went something like:

Oh, malady d'amore, maison de merde (eeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr)

Laughing
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 11:31 am
Now, don't tell that you ever listened to it - you weren't born in those good old days!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 11:36 am
I so was, Walter...

Age is but a trifle (but still have my own hair/teeth/breasts)

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 11:41 am
But your soul is gone, smorgs. Such is the fate of the British.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 11:45 am
There's nothing wrong with are soul!




Hang on, did I spell that correctly?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 11:49 am
smorgs wrote:




Do you remember, Ellpus, when 'Our Ken' would sing made up French nonsense songs in a tremelous French stylee?

I remember one that went something like:

Oh, malady d'amore, maison de merde (eeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr)

Laughing


....AND "Rambling Syd Rumpo"..........

http://www.able2know.com/forums/a2k-post1697385.html&highlight=cordwangle#1697385
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 11:49 am
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But your soul is gone, smorgs. Such is the fate of the British


dys?

you there dys?

wanna light for your joint?
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 30 Jul, 2006 12:59 am
Smorgie, ooh you are incorig....incorrigib....incoridgeib....awful. Smile
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 30 Jul, 2006 03:35 am
...but you like me
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 30 Jul, 2006 03:44 am
I was doing a Dick Emery McTag (but then you knew that)

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