Eva wrote:Well, I for one hope he surfaces soon. This place just isn't the same without his whining.
:wink:
I know!
Why don't Lola, Bernie, Frank & Joe contact him with an invite to another session at the Frying Pan? Surely one of them knows how to get ahold of him. Maybe he'll tell them what's going on.
(Psst...Stray Cat, you forgot one other distinct possibility. He may have been arrested for peeping at his curtainless teenage nymphette neighbor. What kinda time would he hafta do for that in NYC, I wonder? I hate to think of the Kickster in jail, but it does seem more likely than him finding job satisfaction and getting laid.)
I've left messages on his cell phone. He seems to be too busy to respond. We still love him...and he knows we have meets at the Pan at least once a week. But...
...you gotta give a guy with his talents lots of space.
Well, I'm still gonna continue my search. I googled Italian restaurants, and I found this place:
It's called Baraonda's. Something tells me Kicky might be there.
I also found this place, called Patsy's:
If I'm not mistaken, isn't that the place where Frank Sinatra loved the food so much, he used to have them cater it to his hotel whenever he was in NYC?
Man, they must have some seriously good food! (mouth watering) I'm gonna start searching there!
jespah wrote:He may have been hanging around Amazon.
Oh, that's him alright. But it was posted in 2004.
(Sigh.) Dammit.
It's Patsy's alright, and the food tastes as if it were made in 1956.
Frank Apisa wrote:I've left messages on his cell phone. He seems to be too busy to respond. We still love him...and he knows we have meets at the Pan at least once a week. But...
...you gotta give a guy with his talents lots of space.
Oh. Well, I'm glad to know you tried.
I hope he gets tired of floating around out there in space soon and comes back to A2K Earth.
LOL.
Y'know, Momma angel hasn't been posting nearly as frequently. Perhaps Kicky converted and is a travelling bible salesman now.
AHAHAHHHAHAHHA
I think he has with the underware gnomes who sneak into bedrooms to steal 1 sock each night..
flushd wrote:LOL.
Y'know, Momma angel hasn't been posting nearly as frequently. Perhaps Kicky converted and is a travelling bible salesman now.
Am I the only one who knows that Kicky IS Momma Angel?
Quote:It's Patsy's alright, and the food tastes as if it were made in 1956
Uh-oh! So it's not any good? Back to Baraonda's!
nimh wrote:Its always all DrewDads fault.
True that.
Kicky moved to Ipanema. He heard there's a hot chick there.
I think that Kicky has done a Michael Corleone, and is at this moment strolling through the heat haze of the Sicilian countryside, not wearing his cotton vest.
<lilting music wafts in from stage right> ...........
"Speak softly, love and hold me warm against your heart
I feel your words, the tender trembling moments start
We're in a world, our very own
Sharing a love that only few have ever known
Wine-colored days warmed by the sun
Deep velvet nights when we are one.............."
<Kicky, in his best night school Italian, upon spying a nubile female serving Valpollicella to local farmers in a shady bar>.....
" A, buon journalley, Signorita.....vous etes mucho bella, no?"
"Kicky!!" she replies, running to him and flinging one arm round his neck, whilst trying to undo his belt buckle with the other..."Where have you been? We've all been worried sick!"
<more wafting>........
"Speak softly, love so no one hears us but the sky
The vows of love we make will live until we die
My life is yours and all becau-au-se
You came into my world with love so softly love..."
Kicky manages to unlock tongues, steps back a pace, pulls up his trousers and glances at the sign above the Taverna, which reads "EVA'S WINE BAR"
"SH*T, my cover's blown" he thinks to himself, as the girl moves in to rip off his shirt.
<wafting gets louder, as camera pans right to frame a dog, barking somewhere in the distance>
....."Wine-colored days warmed by the sun
Deep velvet nights when we are one............"
Ah, give the guy a break! He probably (finally) got a girlfriend,
and is exploring other avenues now since a2k didn't bring
him the desired results.
Exhibit A: all his whiny "Will I ever have sex again?" threads.
Kicky is funny and charming, but at the same time a tad flaky and
superficial. So no one should be too surprised of his absence.
I think Calamity Jane has hit on the way to bring him back-- if we all start mentioning little faults of his, he'll sense it and have to come back to get mad at us all.
I don't think any man who takes his parents on a trip to Italy is flaky and superficial.
And Ellpus, doubt it would be Valpolicella... more like Donnafugata, heh.
http://www.vinodisicilia.com/catalogo/index.php?cPath=22_47
Yeah, but I'll bet he made them pay their own way, osso!
Is it possible Kicky's become a contestant on a reality show? That would explain his silence.
You know, they have strict rules about not talking to anyboy about the show until it's aired.
Maybe he's going to be on the next season of American Idol....or Big Brother....or Survivor....
And that could lead to a spin-off..."The Kickycan Show"
Oh, did he change his mind? I thought from a post of his that he did pay, but even if he didn't in the end, not our business, it wasn't a flaky thing to do. Whatever, we all have different reactions.
Quote: I thought from a post of his that he did pay,
Awww. That was nice of Kicky!
Well I got a hunch that this thread wont be doing much to bring him back...
(Heya Osso, quite right!)
Yikes!!!
