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The Great Kicky Hunt Is On!

 
 
Stray Cat
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jul, 2006 07:50 pm
Thanks, Slappy! That's a good start.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jul, 2006 07:50 pm
Has anyone tried any of the bathhouses in kicky's area?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jul, 2006 07:52 pm
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Does anyone have a current photo of the kickman?






no..

but here is his brother StickyPan

http://www.kmimage.com/mullet-kev1web.jpg


I hear they look a bit alike..
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jul, 2006 07:54 pm
Didn't Kicky quit smoking? If he's in prison, and doesn't have any cigarettes, what's he using to bargain with?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jul, 2006 08:08 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Has anyone tried any of the bathhouses in kicky's area?


Don't forget the highway rest stops too.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jul, 2006 08:11 pm
Stray Cat wrote:
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He apparently has found some job satisfaction and is getting laid - thus he no longer needs us.

Greenwitch, that sounds a little farfetched. But it's an interesting theory, and we have to consider all possibilites.

Oww!! :wink:
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jul, 2006 08:17 pm
I remember back when I was kicky's age I had some problems in my life and I decided to escape. I grabbed my mom and my dog and the three of us traveled the country on my motorcycle....

http://www.ozebook.com/cpotw/cpotw23-2.jpg

I ran out of cash in Pennsylvania so I sold my mom to some horny coal miners. They bartered long and hard for the dog too, but a man has to take a stand sometimes.

So maybe kicky is going through a similar situation. Has anyone seen his mom or dog around?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jul, 2006 08:30 pm
Of course our lad may be suspended in some way...

dunno, his quietness was both abrupt and not. He'd been posting less. Geez louise, he may have gotten a life. There is precedent for that from others. Still, it is more like him to just say so, guy can be straightforward.

Even if his computer was eaten by subway slime, he could still post at work..

Or, if

well, I dunno. Hard to imagine he is just mad at us all. He'd say so.
Which is why I worry.






Maybe I should send bocconcini instead of withdrawing them....
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jul, 2006 08:35 pm
OK I'll PM him this thread link...

and maybe I'll throw in a link to Reyn's big testicle article to really entice him back.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jul, 2006 08:43 pm
Wait!! Maybe Kicky went to Florida!

Yeah, it's the hurricane season there, but you could get a hotel room pretty cheap this time of year!










http://www.nova.edu/ocean/eglades/sum00/biscayne_images/Figure7.jpg
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jul, 2006 10:00 pm
Oh...my....God.

I figured it out! I found out what drove him away!

I had to go back a page or two in his posts; it had been a little while since this incident happened. I think it must have been festering inside him all the while, the hurt slowly building until he just couldn't take it any more, until he just had to get away from everything that reminded him of the one who broke his heart: DrewDad.

The evidence is right here: http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2086604#2086604

What we have to do is clear. We have to all chip in and fly DrewDad to New York, to find Kicky and beg his forgiveness! Those two crazy kids can make it work, I know it.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jul, 2006 11:18 pm
Stray Cat wrote:
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He may have been arrested for peeping at his curtainless teenage nymphette neighbor. What kinda time would he hafta do for that in NYC, I wonder? I hate to think of the Kickster in jail, but it does seem more likely than him finding job satisfaction and getting laid.)


Do convicts get any computer access? If so, I think Kicky would've posted something from prison.

He'd do threads like, "The Food Here Sucks," "The Warden is an As*hole," and "I Hate This Gay Striped Suit."

Or he would have asked for advice.... like "Should I Get A Lawyer?"


<ROTFLMAO>

You're right, of course! That is exactly what he would post!!!
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jul, 2006 11:21 pm
ossobuco wrote:
Geez louise, he may have gotten a life...


(thinking, thinking)

Nah. Couldn't be.

He would have been all over the forum, bragging about it.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jul, 2006 03:01 am
I had the impression that he was posting less and less already anyway... perhaps he was just getting fed up.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jul, 2006 06:21 am
Yep, he kept clicking on all those Matchmaker and Victoria's Secret banner ads but his popup blocker kept catching them all. That and the "softwareaffiliates.com" popups that evaded his PUB and anti-Spyware, and a Fart Button that makes no sound, finally drove him over the edge.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jul, 2006 07:40 am
cyphercat wrote:
Oh...my....God.

I figured it out! I found out what drove him away!

.



its all DrewDads fault







we should stone him...
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jul, 2006 10:25 am
Its always all DrewDads fault.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jul, 2006 10:45 am
I still think Aretha may have eaten him.

http://www.concertshots.com/June%2003%20Images/cs-ArethaFranklin15-Atlanta62403.JPG
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jul, 2006 03:30 pm
Drew Dad, what do you have to say for yourself, young man? You should've let Kicky down easy!
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jul, 2006 05:07 pm
He may have been hanging around Amazon. http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A32N4DVDC93FJF/002-7683008-1804812
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