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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 08:24 am
Man told his willy is 'broken'
A man was told he'd 'broken' his willy after he got randy with his wife.
Adam Shaw was having a "quickie" with his wife Niki when he fell out of bed and screamed in agony. Niki, 31, grabbed a bag of frozen peas to ease the swelling as Adam's manhood ballooned to the size of a cucumber - and his testicles to the size of a coconut.
He was rushed to hospital where doctors told him: "It's broken".
He had an operation to mend the injured organ reports The Sun.
Adam from Camborne, Cornwall said: "I never knew you could break it - but I found out the hard way. It was agony."
Niki added: "He'll just have to be a little less energetic in future."
But when she saw the size of his enormous broken schlong she later said to him "break it again honey!"
broken?
I always get confused by those complicated medical terms.
we had a bull that broke his pizzel the first day we put him in the paddock. He was out of action for about a fortnight.
So, did he fall out of bed because he was in agony, or did he break the thing because he fell out of bed?
I mean, we need to know these things.
Actually, they are made out of cartilage. They should snap back into place pretty easily.
Broken or severely bruised? Luigi is make up of a special spongy tissue not found elsewhere in the body.
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