What Shamu Taught Me About a Happy Marriage

Very good advice, I shall take that into my next relationship.

Heh

Very good. I am so hoping my wife will reward my good behavior, I forwarded her a copy.

Well, Joe. The technique that Amy used was called behavior modification, or behavior shaping, and I always thought that Shamu was an Orca. If I recall correctly, Shamu, the big attraction at Sea World, suddenly turned and killed another Orca. <smile> So, buddy, we do get instinctual drift once in a while.

Well, I am glad that whatever technique Amy used, she did succeed in taming her husband.

I am with Miss Letty here: Don't try this at home, if you're not prepared
to take the consequences.

The truly difficult tasks of weaning a football obsessed fan, for example, from his/her regular weekend schedule would take months of planning and pre-conditioning. Wives are forever showing up naked in front of the TV, way too intrusive to have any lasting effect.

It obviously takes some time and study and training, also because the subject is observant of the "trainer's " behavior one can expect reflective behavior on their part, meaning they are going to figure out how to use it on you, but that could be good too.

As for Shamu, I, like him, had issues with some people in my life, but when I killed both of my ex-wives I had very, very good reasons.



Joe(Wait. Those were dreams not reality)Nation

Letty(stretching things a bit)bee

Well in that case the all time motto: "I am having sex whether you are there or not!" should take effect immediately. Usually that's sufficient

You must not know any football fanatics. In my youth I knew (cough)several of the wives of these folks, and now that I think about it, we made that motto come true, sometimes several times before the final whistle.

Joe(gotta go watch Italy)Nation

No, I don't know any football fanatics, I am in a fortunate position here,
but I woudn't put up with it either.

Now world cup soccer is a different game. We all watch!!!

Yeah, go for the loser team! One foul after the other from the Italians