'Smelly' man kicked off flight

WWCD?

I would have whooped his ass like Chuck Norris would've with some of my Jesus Kung Fu Karate!!!!

Onece I was on a flight to Japan and my girlfriend needed to use the lavatory -- badly. But there was a lot of turbulence and she could was not allowed out of her seat. By the time the turbulence ended it was too late. It smelled like a latrine next to me. Fortunately she had a carry on bad and was able to chnage clothes but the seat still stunk. She probably delayed a half dozen flights as they had to replace her seat.

I would have had to ask him to stop farting, no matter what he had to do to stifle it. Then, if he continued, make a stink with the ones running the plane. If you're already in the air, it will be hard to do a great deal. What about Beano? Could the planes use that?