Hi, I'm new to this dating site thing LOLOLOLROTFLAMOSOLOLOL and I would like to meet woman for sexy time. I have many oozing sores, a small penis, and the odor of my breath resembles the liquid you find at the bottom of a garbage can. I like hugs.
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Fri 26 May, 2006 06:05 pm
smorgs wrote:
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smorgs-- think twice, do you really want to date a Crusader?
I don't know - may come in handy - when I'm on a pilgrimage to The Grail Speed-Dating Service!
Quite like the idea of saying "get your armorial shield - you've copped"