How does one get his man card revoked?

Based on what I see on television, any behavior that doesn't involve punching, shooting, or swearing can get your card revoked.
Of course, by that logic, you could exfoliate, as long as you punch it onto your face.
I'm going to go with any man that owns a loofah for his own use.

A man that holds his wife's hand with his palm forwards as they stroll.

Men ALWAYS have their palms facing to the rear (eg their thumb TOWARDS their own body.



Women go palm fowards, thumb away from body.










<loads of you will be re-enacting the holding hands bit now, with an imaginary partner, to see if this holds true.>

Ellpus, you're right, but I think it has to do with who is taller. Lift your hand up, as you would do if you were to hold hands with a seven foot tall woman (assuming you don't normally hold hands with a 7' tall woman). The more natural position is palm forward. Palm backward with your forearm raised is pretty uncomfortable. Probably simple ergonomics.

Bloody Scientists!

Just for a laugh, you girls should try holding it the other way whilst out with your man one day, and watch the reaction.

It feels totally weird!

Here's one of my favourites:

A man that isn't deeply into watching /participating in sports of some kind. Preferably, all of them.

does chess count?

A man who primps when he happens to catch his reflection deserves to lose his man card.

I'd like a man who exfoliates.

Re: How does one get his man card revoked?

Nooo! Its the "New Man" - the "new man" exfoliates.

Hell, the "Metrosexual" exfoliates - with that particularly pricey but trendy product that leaves just a faint whiff of temptation as extra bonus.

how bout skipping?

You mean I am supposed to have a card?




I never got one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

following the hand holding...

a man who tries to put his nose to the woman left when they kiss.

A man who can not kill a grizzly with a pocketknife should lose his man card immediately.

a man
a man who can't train the sqirrels to fight with those 'lightsticks' (what are they called ?) should lose his card pronto .
hbg

There have been instances, where I was either so extremely drunk or hungover, I had to pee sitting down. I can't consider this grounds to remove my man card.

Some ways to lose your man card:

-You skip your turn to buy a round at the bar. Grounds to lose your man card, and any credibility to hang out again.

-When there is plenty of room, you do NOT sit an extra seat away from your guy friend at the movie theatre.

-You hold a grudge against a guy friend for more than 5 minutes. Unless it was something worthy of ditching friend for good, like he banged your sister without permission.

-You allow your girlfriend/spouse to drag you away from a Sunday football game to go shopping for household items.

-When in the company of friends at the bar, you order wine, or any brightly colored drink. Immediate mockery should ensue.

I am soooo busted

"Defoliation" is killing trees and shrubs. It's what we did in Vietnam to try to contain the NVA. WTF do you do to trees and shrubs when you "exfoliate" and why should you be decarded for it?

Heh heh.