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Strange Whining, grinding, and belching smoke, the CEO watched helplessly as the photocopier shredded her report.
While still being held by the UPS driver, Natasha could see the package was for her.
Do not sit in the chair without being fully assembled.
Please take time to look over the marketing report that is enclosed with your colleagues.
The manager read from the marketing report wearing glasses.
I heard that my roommate intended to throw a surprise party for me while I was outside her bedroom window.