Superhero(ine) questions...

If I'd only known as a teenager that all I had to do to get Kirstin Dunst to fall for me was swing from a building, I'd have been jumping off roofs like there was no tomorrow...

Well, if you'd tried, there may very well have been no tomorrow.


I've always been partial to Spider-Man because he's truly a modern hero. His powers would be utterly useless in, say, an open field. He needs the skyscrapers in order to do his hero 'thang, which makes him a genuinely urban hero. I kinda like that.

Oh my god.

So, now you had me googling - but I remembered wrongly, so I googled Superwoman instead (who wants a supergirl, anyway?) - and

and

and I shouldnt have done that.

picture 1

and...

picture 2

Please. My acute spidey senses would've saved me. That and the rope tied around my waist.

Eeeeewwwww! What's the "F" stand for?

Fatwoman?

The answer
Shapeless wrote:
how did Dracula get his hair so perfectly slicked if he wasn't able to see his reflection in a mirror?


He gets the bitches to do it for him!!