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Fri 5 May, 2006 01:26 pm
C'mon and tell an awful pun... even if you have to faucet.
You know you're going to post sooner or plater.
Is this an "hey spoon" contest?
Wok right in and plop down a pun.
I fear this is a fridge too far.
The sooner you start, the less you have to play ketchup.
Alright, I've been egged on in. Fork it.
This is a fine kettle of fish! Do you think I came here to be in-salted?
C'mon... ham it up. Sure, some are butter at this than others, but toss in your pat.
My souffle may sink in the middle if I open the oven door, but I'm willing to whisk it!
you guys are a bunch of nuts
Well, you know what they say about nuts . . .
they're the knife of the party!
(Sad, I know.)
As a strict Constitutional constructionist, when I cook fish I insist on the separation of perch and skate.
Ok, ok. I'll clam up now.
Merry Andrew wrote:As a strict Constitutional constructionist, when I cook fish I insist on the separation of perch and skate.
Ok, ok. I'll clam up now.
That was the
last pun contest....
Oven odds heel do it again....
Merry Andrew wrote:As a strict Constitutional constructionist, when I cook fish I insist on the separation of perch and skate.
Ok, ok. I'll clam up now.
I'd Falafel if I was you.
DrewDad wrote:Merry Andrew wrote:As a strict Constitutional constructionist, when I cook fish I insist on the separation of perch and skate.
Ok, ok. I'll clam up now.
That was the
last pun contest....
Oven odds heel do it again....
So that wasn't the
last pun contest, was it? I'll stop this joke before I skillet.
Can't say when I've had grater fun! To come in from the wind and drain, grab a hot drink, sink into a chair, have a look to seive anything exciting has happened on A2K and find this gem. My trip to the mar-kettle just have to wait a while!
So this is what you get when you put a bunch of soup-erior intellects together. Sometimes I think a2k is going all to pot, but I'd certainly be the last to pan results this funny.
Excuse me, I hate to be impolite and I know I should have done this before sitting down to dinner, but I really have to take a leek.