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Today's iron pun contest ingredient is... the kitchen!

 
 
DrewDad
 
Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 01:26 pm
C'mon and tell an awful pun... even if you have to faucet.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 01:30 pm
You know you're going to post sooner or plater.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 01:37 pm
Is this an "hey spoon" contest?
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 01:45 pm
Wok right in and plop down a pun.
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lmur
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 01:46 pm
I fear this is a fridge too far.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 02:08 pm
The sooner you start, the less you have to play ketchup.
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 02:09 pm
Alright, I've been egged on in. Fork it.
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butterfly
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 02:22 pm
This is a fine kettle of fish! Do you think I came here to be in-salted?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 02:28 pm
C'mon... ham it up. Sure, some are butter at this than others, but toss in your pat.
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butterfly
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 02:29 pm
My souffle may sink in the middle if I open the oven door, but I'm willing to whisk it!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 02:30 pm
you guys are a bunch of nuts
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 02:32 pm
Well, you know what they say about nuts . . .
they're the knife of the party!
(Sad, I know.)
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 02:32 pm
As a strict Constitutional constructionist, when I cook fish I insist on the separation of perch and skate.

Ok, ok. I'll clam up now.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 03:06 pm
that was corn-y
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 04:04 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:
As a strict Constitutional constructionist, when I cook fish I insist on the separation of perch and skate.

Ok, ok. I'll clam up now.

That was the last pun contest....

Oven odds heel do it again....
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 04:56 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:
As a strict Constitutional constructionist, when I cook fish I insist on the separation of perch and skate.

Ok, ok. I'll clam up now.


I'd Falafel if I was you.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 05:01 pm
DrewDad wrote:
Merry Andrew wrote:
As a strict Constitutional constructionist, when I cook fish I insist on the separation of perch and skate.

Ok, ok. I'll clam up now.

That was the last pun contest....

Oven odds heel do it again....


So that wasn't the last pun contest, was it? I'll stop this joke before I skillet.
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lezzles
 
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Reply Sat 6 May, 2006 01:27 am
Can't say when I've had grater fun! To come in from the wind and drain, grab a hot drink, sink into a chair, have a look to seive anything exciting has happened on A2K and find this gem. My trip to the mar-kettle just have to wait a while!
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username
 
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Reply Sat 6 May, 2006 02:21 am
So this is what you get when you put a bunch of soup-erior intellects together. Sometimes I think a2k is going all to pot, but I'd certainly be the last to pan results this funny.
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username
 
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Reply Sat 6 May, 2006 02:35 am
Excuse me, I hate to be impolite and I know I should have done this before sitting down to dinner, but I really have to take a leek.
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