Jose Can You See...

I think you have an unnantural hatred for Mexicans... I think you see the all white America slipping away and you are desperately frightened of it.... and it shows....

We're becoming a graham cracker nation.

What all white America? I have never seen such a place.

To be fair, I think he's xenophobic. He doesn't just hate Mexicans, they're just the most visible of those he fears.

Dear President Bush,

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P., Dick Cheney.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

quite so....

You going to have a grand old time calling cj names? It just underscores the fact that you don't have an arguing position.

No, it underscores the point that everything you post proves them right.

Right about what? That some liberal twits think I'm a racist or xenophobe?

I could give a rats ass.

Plus, it's just so damned much fun to ridicule you....

I knew it... cjhsa is actually 'Brandon 9000

Is that a tractor?

No. more of a repellor

It just boggles the mind that anyone who isn't directly benefitting from it could support illegal aliens marching in our streets demanding rights.

I don't find it unusual though that this is occurring just as the greatest generation is dying off. The situation we're in now would certainly not have occurred 50 years ago even if the economics of the day would have supported it.

I've been trying to figure out for a long time what the English language has to do with American ideals. I realize that people are attached to it and all, I just don't see why it's so special, even though I happen to like it. America is not the English language. Given our history, I'm surprised we don't have a national anthem in at least 17 different languages. If people want to sing the praises of America, we should let them.

what boggles the mind cjhsa and the reason why people don't take you seriously, is the fact that you're such an hysterical one trick pony who can only rant about Mexicans and immigants.

I stand corrected. There's guns. Two trick pony.

Well, he needs the guns to fight off the Meskin hordes...

I've spent some time with Mexican hor.... oh HORDES... never mind....

Suburbanites have been upset about minorities moving into "their" neighborhoods for quite some time.

Nice places to live aren't just for the whites, the rich, or the rich whites.

CJ, stop the whining and come up with a suggestion and maybe people will take you seriously.