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Tue 25 Apr, 2006 07:34 pm
Today I ate an entire 10 inch (hollow) chocolate Easter bunny dressed as a farmer. I even ate the little bunch of carrots he was holding that were made of pure sugar and had the texture of styrofoam. I wish I had just thrown it out after I had eaten the ears.
Your turn...
Well, I confess I just ate a whole, whole bunch of jelly beans...After maybe three, they just taste like crap, but I didn't let that stop me.
The worst is that candy corn - it's like crack - you just can't stop once you start even when your brain is spinning from the sugar high.
I can empathise, Green Witch. I'm supposed to be on a diet to lose major pregnancy weight. I just ate half of a huge slice of double chocolate cake. It was soooooo good. I know I shouldn't eat the remaining slice.....but I know I will.
Quick Heatwave - throw it in the compost and cover it with coffee grinds, it's your only chance to escape the siren's call. I promise you will feel great once it's inedible.
I just gulped down a coke, and by God, I'm going from another one.
Also, I'm burping like a sailor.
I haven't drunk colas et al in years except, oh, say, a dozen times a year.
Newly appetizing they are here in the land of heat and sand. Blinks.
Lash wrote:I just gulped down a coke, and by God, I'm going from another one.
Also, I'm burping like a sailor.
I've heard that you can use coke to remove lyme stains in toilets.
Then, my insides are pristine....?
<burp>
I might try that, I bought into lime encrusted toiletry... <don't ask already>
I just drank three glasses of very tasty homemade fruit smoothies (strawberries, mango, kumquat).
I probably regret that tomorrow morning big time
CJ will try another method of sandblasting lime deposits from toiletry in the morning...
side note to lash -
the guy I hired willynilly to come and fix up my swamp cooler (not that I knew what that was before I moved here, but I have a good one, it seems) and changed my heating thermostat, and so on.... clued me in, as a plumber, to why my toilets were f/ked. Yes, indeed, lime slime in the jet hole. He physically reamed out that hole rather forward of the toilet bowl (excuse us, folks, but this is important for daily life),
and thereby renewed some vigor to my lemonhouse system.
swamp cooler, hahaha
I never heard of this either.
This thread is just hilarious
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What is a swamp cooler? I have a vague idea that it's some sort of desert thing, a cooling system (??) but have only the vaguest idea.
CJ
Osso--
Had to be envigorating conversation... Professionally reamed during a housecall... lime slime in the jet hole... The material here for lame humor is compelling.
I'm applying Herculean restraint.
But, I am glad you have a wicked swamp cooler!
I confess I don't give a rat's patootie about this paper I'm writing.
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