A Belligerent Design Digression....

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And there is a glass ceiling in the God business. The other supreme beings fobbed off the design on Her, then tried to take all the credit.

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Letty wrote:

Can't we use another word besides belligerent? I like agressive better.

"Belligerent Design" plays better as a satirical foil to"Intelligent Design"!

yitwail wrote:

No good as proof. The head off the male thing is kinda cute, rather than belligerent.

DrewDad wrote:

Maud is a woman. Why else the imperitive to worship Her only?

Still damned belligerent, oddly.

DrewDad wrote:

And there is a glass ceiling in the God business. The other supreme beings fobbed off the design on Her, then tried to take all the credit.

Credit for ebola and liver flukes?

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Speaking of foiled, anyone know what a Ivers Johnson 22 rifle is worth?

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Letty, is that the single shot bolt action?

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Yes, dys.

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What?

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They said, if god had wanted Wabbits to live and prosper, he'd not have invented the .22 rifle . . .

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Wabbits seem to be doing quite well WITH the .22 rifle.

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nor the epee.

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dlowan wrote:

Wabbits seem to be doing quite well WITH the .22 rifle.

The way the little feckers breed, we'd be overrun now, were it not for the .22 rifle. God must have been in a very bad mood, indeed, the day she created wabbits--PMS, no doubt . . .

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I GOT the dust mite.

But the cork gave me indigestion.

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PMS indeed, that's how we got Setanta.

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Setanta wrote:

dlowan wrote:
Wabbits seem to be doing quite well WITH the .22 rifle.

The way the little feckers breed, we'd be overrun now, were it not for the .22 rifle. God must have been in a very bad mood, indeed, the day she created wabbits--PMS, no doubt . . .

If it weren't for the Wabbits, the rabid gun people would shoot dogs.

We are saints, and taking one for the life on earth team.

Bow to us.

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dlowan wrote:

DrewDad wrote:
And there is a glass ceiling in the God business. The other supreme beings fobbed off the design on Her, then tried to take all the credit.

Credit for ebola and liver flukes?

Maud is sneaky... She included those so that when they're in the boardroom she could pull 'em out and say, "So who authorized this disgusting creature?"

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well Debbie, a wee bit of the hare that bit ya is good for the soul.

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Oh my...who is wearing his death wish on his skinny ass tonight?

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speaking of corks.

That reminded me of a song. Wanna hear it? Thought not. Oh, well, some people can't carry a tune in a bucket.

And, my bucket's got a hole in it and I can't buy me no beer.

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Why on earth would a cork remind you of a song?

And does it contain proof of belligerent design?

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well, this is a belligerent digression, Deb, and I'm feeling bellicose. Is singing not permitted? Actually, Auzzie, I don't much care much about the intelligent design. Let the Baptists worry about it.

My gal's a corker,
She's a New Yorker,
I buy her everything to keep her in style. See? style is an intelligent design. Just ask etienne Aigner.

A Belligerent Design Digression....

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