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A Belligerent Design Digression....

 
 
dlowan
 
Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 04:59 am
This thread is inspired by Francis, here:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1988136#1988136


He said:

I like very much these two words:

Belligerent Design ( prop n). Offshoot of creationism which holds that the universe was created by a higher being who was in a very bad mood at the time, and that evolution alone cannot account for there being so many nettles.




And:

Mourinho (adj). Mournful in the face of certain victory; bearing the hallmarks of a sore winner.






So, what evidence IS there for belligerent design?



Do you believe in it?


Please discuss and give examples.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 05:03 am
A common tool used in belligerent design is a sledgehammer
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 05:05 am
God was in a belligerent mood, for sure, whe he created Bunnies with tactical nukes...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 05:09 am
Ladies and Germs...to support the case for Belligerent Design...I give you the liver fluke:


liver fluke
n.
Any of several parasitic trematode worms, especially Clonorchis sinensis, that infest the liver of various animals, including humans.
Infestation with such parasitic worms. Also called rot.



Fluke my left hind paw! This thing is exquisitely designed to express umbrage....


See:

Definition
Fluke infections are diseases of the digestive tract and other organ systems caused by several different



species of parasitic flatworms (Trematodes) that have complex life cycles involving hosts other than human beings. Trematode comes from a Greek word that means having holes and refers to the external suckers that adult flukes use to draw nourishment from their hosts. Fluke infections are contracted by eating uncooked fish, plants, or animals from fluke-infected waters. Symptoms vary according to the type of fluke infection.

Description
In humans, fluke infections can be classified according to those diseases caused by liver flukes and those caused by lung flukes. Diseases caused by liver flukes include fascioliasis, opisthorchiasis, and clonorchiasis. Cases of liver fluke infection have been reported in Europe and the United States, as well as the Middle East, China, Japan, and Africa. Diseases caused by lung flukes include paragonimiasis. Paragonimiasis is a common infection in the Far East, Southeast Asia, Africa, Central and South America, Indonesia, and the Pacific Islands. It is estimated that between 40 million and 100 million people worldwide suffer from either liver or lung fluke infections.




And:

Fascioliasis
Fascioliasis is caused by Fasciola hepatica, the sheep liver fluke. The fluke has a three-part life cycle that begins when eggs from a host's feces are deposited in water. The eggs release free-swimming larvae (miracidia) that infect snails. The snails then release free-swimming larvae with tails (cercariae) that form cysts containing larvae in the infective stage (metacercariae) on vegetation growing in fresh water. Humans become infected when they eat watercress, water chestnuts, or other plants covered with the encysted metacercariae.

When a person eats contaminated plants, the cysts are broken open in the digestive system, and the metacercariae leave their cysts, pass through the wall of the intestine, and enter the liver, where they cause inflammation and destroy tissue. After a period of 10-15 weeks in the liver, the adult flukes move to the bile ducts and produce eggs. Acute fascioliasis is marked by abdominal pain with headache, loss of appetite, anemia, and vomiting. Some patients develop hives, muscle pains, or a yellow-color to the skin and whites of the eyes (jaundice). Chronic forms of the disease may produce complications, including blockage of the bile ducts or the migration of adult flukes to other parts of the body.

AND these beasts have even developed human parasites of their own!!!!

http://www.healthy-living.org/html/the_cleanse.html



The Liver Fluke...family snapshot:

http://www.microscopyu.com/galleries/smz1500/images/clonorchissinensissmall.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 05:11 am
dadpad wrote:
A common tool used in belligerent design is a sledgehammer



Only by marsupials, who have weak forearms.......personally, I prefer a sharp scalpel.


Francis wrote:
God was in a belligerent mood, for sure, whe he created Bunnies with tactical nukes...



Good point! Hmmmmm.......and yet not so perhaps.....they remain untested in vivo....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 05:16 am
Believers in Belligerent Design have their own hymns:

All things vile and horrible
Diseases great and small
Paedophiles and murderers
The Lord God made them all

He gave us floods and earthquakes
He gave us famine too
We watch His starving millions
We serve His favoured few.

But we don't like to ponder that
he made these just the same.
So we invented Satan.
Yeah, let him take the blame.




Is satan just a lame excuse for the results of a Godawful Bad Mood?


And why, as the First Cause, was god IN a bad mood, for heck's sake?


It isn't like he could balme the wife or kids, or the boss...
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 05:20 am
dlowan wrote:
And why, as the First Cause, was god IN a bad mood, for heck's sake?


His wife didn't want...

or

He was upset with failing to create Bunnies properly..
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 05:23 am
No!!!!!!! You are too sophisticated for such bad theology....the bad mood PRECEDED creation.....




Hmmmmm........godly pregnancy hormones?


Cramps?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 05:30 am
Further evidence:

Ladies and germs, may I present the Eyelash Mite!



http://www.worsleyschool.net/science/files/eyelash/pic2.JPG


http://www.otisproductions.com/blog/images/animals/eyelash-mites.jpg


http://www.andrewlost.com/images/hair_page/eyelash_mite.jpg




Demodex folliculorum, or the demodicid, is a tiny mite, less than 0.4 mm long, that lives in your pores and hair follicles, usually on the nose, forehead, cheek, and chin, and often in the roots of your eyelashes.
(A follicle is the pore from which a hair grows). Demodicids have a wormlike appearance, with legs that are mere stumps. People with oily skin, or those who use cosmetics heavily and don't wash thoroughly, have the heaviest infestations ... but most adults carry a few demodicids. Inflammation and infection often result when large numbers of these mites congregate in a single follicle.

The mites live head-down in a follicle, feeding on secretions and dead skin debris. At the left, you can see three demodicids buried in the follicle of a hair, and you can also see the hair's shaft. If too many mites have buried into the same follicle, it may cause the eyelash to fall out easily.
An individual female may lay up to 25 eggs in a single follicle, and as the mites grow, they become tightly packed. When mature, the mites leave the follicle, mate, and find a new follicle in which to lay their eggs. The whole cycle takes between 14 to 18 days.
Sometimes demodex is called the 'face mite', since it is often associated with blackheads, acne and other skin disorders (although it is not the cause of these). Demodex are harmless and don't transmit diseases, but large numbers of demodex mites may cause itching and skin disorders, referred to as Demodicosis.

The mites have tiny claws, and needlelike mouthparts for eating skin cells. Their bodies are layered with scales, which help them anchor themselves in the follicle. The mite's digestive system results in so little waste that the mite doesn't even have an excretory opening. So although there may be mites in your eyelashes, there isn't any mite poop! Thank goodness!
However ... did you know that you go to sleep at night on a pillow that is home to many thousands of dust mites ...which help keep our homes clean by consuming the tens of millions of skin cells we shed each day? Just pretend they're not there!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 05:32 am
Speaking of parasites...here is a test to determine which parasite YOU are:

http://www.mcphee.com/cgi-pvt/mcphee/pals.cgi?parasitequiz



And...more evidence:




Don't say we didn't warn you!

PARTICLES IN THE AIR

The air you breathe is full of all kinds of unpleasant things. Here are some of them.

When someone sneezes, the mist of liquid droplets from their nose will be suspended in the air for a long time. You can walk into a room where someone sneezed five minutes ago, and you'll be breathing in those particles. And any germs attached to them.

But wait ... it gets worse!

When someone passes gas, odour molecules and bits of fecal matter from that person's bowels are expelled into the air. How much is released depends on the filtering efficiency of their underwear and pants. Odour molecules are very tiny, so a lot of those escape into the air ... they're what causes your nose to register the bad smell. Particles of fecal matter that are very small, along with intestinal bacteria and other germs, may also make it into the air ... and you breathe them in and swallow them.

Cigarette smoke and all the harmful chemicals contained in that smoke seem to disappear after a few moments. You can't see the smoke any more. But the particles have just dispersed into the air, and are invisible. If you can smell the smoke, the particles are still there, and you breathe them in. This is called 'second-hand smoke', and it's just as bad for you as smoking. If you live in a house with a smoker, you're a smoker too, whether you want to be or not!

Eventually the smoke particles settle on counters, walls, clothing, and anything else that's exposed. (This is what makes ceilings brown, windows filmy, and curtains smelly, in houses where people smoke). Any particles that settle on surfaces you touch will get onto your hands, and into your mouth.


GERMS

The surfaces all around you are covered with miscroscopic bits of dirt, dust ... and germs. All kinds of germs. And some of them are deadly. Not to mention disgusting.

Run your fingers across the counter beside you, or rub your finger along a row of keys on your keyboard. You've just picked up a layer of germs on your fingers ... germs like ecoli bacteria ... as well as particles of fecal matter. Guess where they go when you eat your lunch?

Bacteria and other unpleasant particles are everywhere, on every surface, and there's not much we can do about it. They come from the hands of other people, who may have had a cold, or perhaps forgot to wash after using the bathroom. They come from the liquid expelled when someone sneezes. They are deposited from the air after someone has passed gas. Bacteria and fecal matter get left behind. Every surface in the room you're in contains them. And they will transfer to your hands, and get onto your food when you eat, or into your eyes when you rub them. There's no escaping them.

Cleaning helps, but only temporarily. Surfaces washed with something that kills germs (like bleach) will be free of contaminants ... for a while. But soon, more bacteria and other stuff are deposited, and the surfaces are dirty again. Depending on how much traffic there is in the area, this could be in as little as a few minutes.

Ordinarily the amounts of these nasty substances are quite tiny. You certainly can't see them, and you may never even be aware that you're covered in them. Germs that get into your body in these tiny quantities are easily handled by your body's immune system, so you usually don't get sick either. Usually.

Once in a while, however, the number of germs you ingest may be exceptionally large. This will give your body's defenses a little trouble, and the result may be that you get 'sick' ... which could just be the side effects of your body's attempts to kill the germs. Eventually all the germs get killed, and you start to feel better.
But if the germs are nasty ones ... like ecoli bacteria ... you could get really sick, or even die, unless you take antibiotics to help kill the germs. If it's not too late.

All because someone forgot to wash their hands before leaving the bathroom.


EYELASH MITES


Demodex folliculorum, or the demodicid, is a tiny mite, less than 0.4 mm long, that lives in your pores and hair follicles, usually on your nose, forehead, cheek, and chin, and often in the roots of your eyelashes. Demodicids have a wormlike appearance, with legs that are mere stumps. That's a picture of one on the left.

People with oily skin, or those who use cosmetics heavily and don't wash thoroughly, have the heaviest infestations ... but most adults carry a few demodicids and their eggs. Inflammation and infection often result when large numbers of these mites congregate in a single follicle.


DUST BUNNIES

Those great big dust bunnies under your bed, and behind that shelf in the hall, are unavoidable. Strangely enough, there's very little actual dust in a dust bunny. Mostly they're made up of human and pet hair, and dead skin particles. You're always losing hairs and skin particles, as old ones slough off and new ones grow. The old ones have to go somewhere. They end up in dust bunnies.


IMPURITIES IN FOOD

That jar of peanut butter or other product you just opened may look good, and may even be described as 100% pure. But it's not. It's only as pure as it needs to be to be certified safe to eat. Peanut butter, for example, is allowed to have up to two partial rodent hairs or insect parts per large jar, because they are undetectable by you, and almost impossible to remove.
And harmless, of course.

In general, the less processing that has been done to the food you eat, the more bits of insects and other creatures you are likely also ingesting. Vegetables, fruit, peanuts, meat, and similar foods all contain tiny bits of dead insect, or larva, or eggs, or other organic impurities. These are deemed safe to eat because the quantities are so small as to be undetectable, and they are not harmful.



http://www.worsleyschool.net/science/files/unpleasant/facts.html




How belligerent is THAT???!!!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 06:01 am
The deity gave us Margaret Thatcher and George Bush . . . i rest my case . . .
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 06:17 am
tofu!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 06:28 am
But why, as I said, the bad mood?


If only the deity was still into burning Bushes....
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dadpad
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 07:16 am
here is my parasite.

http://www.mcphee.com/cgi-pvt/mcphee/images/blinkyquiz.jpg
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 07:37 am
Your parasite is unbearably twee...and her English is not very good.


Odd...
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 07:43 am
Can't we use another word besides belligerent? I like agressive better.

I dust mite do that in the future:

http://www.aaaai.org/images/photolibrary/dustmite2.jpg
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 07:59 am
and since I am not an aggressive person. I only used one "g". Rolling Eyes
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dadpad
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 08:17 am
dlowan wrote:
Your parasite is unbearably twee...and her English is not very good.


Odd...


Also very pink and ?girly. Not really me at all
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yitwail
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 08:20 am
http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/Bennett_prayingmantis.jpg
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 08:24 am
Maud is a woman. Why else the imperitive to worship Her only?
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