Wisconsin incident

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN? ABSOLUTELY

TRUE STORY HEARD ON A

WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.



A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments

of $560.00).



He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all of the

lakes are frozen.



These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the

new NAVIGATOR.



They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the

ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in

the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little

more power than the average drill auger can produce. So, out of the

back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40

second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip

on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and

becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following

course

of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust,

they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.



Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the

GUNS, and the DOG...???



Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for

RETRIEVING. Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the

dog

takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of

dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice. The

two men swallow,blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their

necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at

the dog to stop.



The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. One

hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun

is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The

dog stops for a moment, slightly confused then continues on.

Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really

confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone

insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator.



The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the

truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite

under the truck and takes off after his master. Then

"""BOOOOOOOOOM""""!!!! The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the

bottom of

the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with..."I can't believe

this just happened" looks on their faces.



The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal

use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. He still had yet

to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments...The dog is okay...