Chainsaw? ha! I laugh at your peurile chainsaw! (putting on chainsaw resistant chain mail - getting out twin howitzers and the small, tactical nuke) - here suckers, here sweeties - come and get it!
now let's look at those fangs. not so scary after all!
yeah, they are not nicotine stained
Awww, wook at the fuzzy-wuzzy wittle nose...!
see the wittle fuzzy wuzzy bazookas...
if they're not, why is your picture all over the 'rabbit dental disease' web page? i mean allllllll over. and you are all over too. vrrrrm, vrrrrum, vrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuum!
thith ith the latht time i work with thomebody with a thpeech impediment!
anyone noticed the '8' at the beginning of rabbits' posts number?!?! the rabbit must be rabbied, posting left and right, does she even sleep???
I am not a rabbit, I am a Bunny - the dentition is quite different, Daggy - need your eyes checked?
My teeth are quite white, too - when I am not wearing the stainless steel set - remember Jaws in the James Bond film, hmmmmmm?
What wittle speech impediment?
oh no - not 8. sheiss. quatch. smeg.
I have to go to bed now - behave, you lot - or I come to you in your worst nightmares and make 'em real......
awwww, daggy, that's what my dad used to call me, so sweet. <trying to upset me? try harder! har har!>
remember how the Jaws ended? Well I don't, but I am almost certain they were cut to little pieces with a chainsaw.
sweet dreams, rabbit stew!
I'm still watching you, Dagster...
You better keep your eyes wide open all night too!
A "Get The Smegging Wabbit" Digression: or Bunny F
Be careful, men. I've heard about those bazookas of hers.
I have hidden all the bullets...Tee Hee...
I shall now sing the Hassenpfeffer lullaby.
Rock-a-bye-bunny
In the stew pot...
If the smeggin Wabbit wants a Bonney, we'll give it one! One swift knee in the happy sacks; it'll drop like anyone else!
Right -- as far as I can see it, we have two options: One, we take her on and kill her or Two, run away. Who's for Two?
What about the Rimmer Directive which states, "Never tangle with anything that's got more teeth than the entire Osmond family "
This is not as easy as we first thought, As Chief Unicorn I'll research the best way of doing for this wabbit and get back to you guys .
Ok I've got it why don't we go down to the ammunition stores, get the nuclear warheads and then strap one to my head? I'll nuke the smegger to oblivion! After all the Horn can act as a sight so I can't miss the smegger can I ?
