A lady exceedingly seemly.....
with sharpened fagns alike exceedingly,
A lady exceedingly seemly.....
With fangs sharpen'd, alike, exceedingly,
Caused my member to quiver
To shake and to shiver
Hmm...
A lady exceedingly comely...
with habits like Joanna Lumley....
someone please continue...
A lady exceedingly comely
With habits like Joanna Lumley
Left me standing quite dumbly
In the rain. Now who is this Lumley?
(form form form no form no form no form can't be done)
Absolutely Fabulous, Brit sitcom....Lumley plays the blonde with the substance abuse, sex addiction and plastic surgery abuse problems...
A lady exceedingly comely
With habits like Joanna Lumley
Was hitting the booze
And showed me her cooz --
Now I take penicillin quite glumly.
HUH? Like, since when was this a smegging LIMERICK thread?!!!!!
Yeah, I thought there was already one of those about.
Hey, we lost our electricity last night. It was fun. We drank with the neighbor until the 24-hour emergency people turned up (after oh, half an hour) and then a man completely dismantled our air conditioner and said he'd be able to fix it in the morning.
So we had a slumber party at Adam's.
Now the man is seeing if he can put the AC back together again. The electricity is on again, but it's pretty hot and muggy and icky in here. I hope he can fix it. Today.
I wonder if he'll sweep up in the bathroom, where he removed a panel and a great deal of dirt from the ceiling and placed them all over the floor.
ALL over the floor.
Grr.
Smeggity smeggity smeg
Smeg smeg smeggity smeg
Smeg smeg smeg smeg
Smeg, smegging smeg
Smegging smeg smegging smeg smegging smeg.
Nah - they never sweep up.
I guess that was a sweeping statement...
Har har har!
And off to work I go.
At least it's cold there.
Which begs the question, why do we keep a lingerie shop so COLD? How many women really want to take off their clothes and try on bras under weird lighting and then look at themselves up close in a full-length mirror? Why don't we at least keep the ladies warm? But who am I to question company policy...
Hmmmmm. Theaters are cold because it makes people laugh more. Do erect nipples help sell lingerie?
Will I never get an argument here?
Waaaaaaaah!
Trying stuff on is hot work.
I should clarify that pevious question: do erect nipples help to sell lingerie when the buyer is a woman? The effect on a male buyer is probably so obvious as to need no description.
that don't work for me, no. but what do i know, i am just a feeble fragile dainty lady.
wots a pevious question, patiodog?
Ok Debs wants an argument-all Oz women are argumentative and all Oz men believe their own press - feed on that Wabbit !!
You looking at me ?
Whose talking to you- you Wombat-Is your name wabbit ?
Do you feel lucky ?
Get off the pile you no good Aussie marsupial.
You seriously believe a piece of fungus like you has got the stuff to become an adversary of mine? You've got the brains of diarrhoea and the breeding of a maggot. I mean, what are you writing on, Margo? The inside of a chocolate wrapper?! I mean, come on, where's your loose leaf files? Where's your pencil? Where's your protractor and your hole reinforcers ?
Eh ?
