I hate automatic locks, are we that stupid that we need to have self-locking doors?
Once upon a time, a lady friend and I arrived at my house in her truck to drop me off after a long bike ride. I was driving. I left the truck running and got out to get my bike out of the back. She got out of the passenger side and shut the door. Spotting a car coming down the street, I stepped back to the driver's side door and carefully slammed it shut as my lady friend began yelling "DON"T SHUT THAT DOOR!. "DON"T SHUT THAT DOOR!."DON"T SHUT THAT DOOR!
so... truck is kind of in the middle of the side street...running...lady friend is purple with rage... I feel bad but How the HELL... anyway...
Now comes the fun part. She decides that she will call her daughter to bring the extra set of keys. Good. No, not good, daughter has the intelligence of a 15 watt bulb AND she is a new driver AND she has never driven from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma to Tulsa..
.. purple woman explains how to get to idiot's house -
seven times- "No, I said 'Turn LEFT onto the Highway!!! Write it down!"....
(wouldn't it be better if you just took my car and went to get the keys?)
!!!!"SHE CAN DO IT!! " !!!!!!! !!!
yes. She can.
We wait.
There is little talking.
We are hot (and not in the good way)
We are dirty(and not in the good way)
We are (well, you get it.)
One Hour and Forty minutes later (did I mention it's about twenty miles?)
daughter arrives. With keys. (Ditz a miracle)
Purple faced woman leaves.
Joe(she married a good friend of mine.)Nation
We remained friends.
Her too.