When you sit next to Jessica Simpson....

Well, she does have a good set of pipes, but if you really think she's smart, I've got some brand new BMW's to sell you at a substantial discount.

Er.... Maybe for folks in your socio-economic status. But most people most emphatically do not have IQs in the 120-130 range.

As for Simpson, I can't decide if she's putting on an act or what.

You want a smart chick? Jenny McCarthy....

Or Sandra Bullock. Sharp as a tack.

Yeah, the irony that she's REALLY smart is a cute story. Makes for nice articles in US Weekly.

But something tells me she doesn't read Kafka. Whaddy'a think? Would she even know who the hell he was?

I quite agree with Set.

Mind you, if she were wearing rubber gloves and holding a spatula, that could possibly change my mind.

She'd have to say "pretty please" though.

Is anyone else wondering what Ellipus would want a woman to do with rubber gloves and a spatula?

no, i can't afford the therapist bills