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cjhsa
 
Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 11:52 am
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JESSICA SIMPSON SET FOR REPUBLICAN DINNER
Wed Mar 15 2006 10:16:35 ET

The National Republican Congressional Committee has snagged the wholesome, blonde and buxom Jessica Simpson to attend its fundraising gala on Thursday. House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) is the lucky guy who gets to sit next to the "Dukes of Hazzard" star.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:08 pm
eeeek. another good reason to avoid a republican dinner.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:10 pm
maybe they will serve buffalo wings, haha. jessica will starve because, as she herself said, she doesn't eat buffalo.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:14 pm
That woman is frightening . . . i can't usually understand why this or that silicone monstrosity is considered attractive, but that one is one of the worst examples i've seen. That expression has phoney written all over it . . .
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:22 pm
"wholesome"?

That's in the eyes of the beholder...
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:26 pm
Boehner! will be sitting next to her.

LOL!
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:26 pm
I'd do her though... so would the rest of you.

If we were unattached of course...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:29 pm
No way, Hose-Say . . . not with your peepee . . . she's scarey, and ugly . . .
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:30 pm
yet another reason i am not republican..
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:32 pm
Ehmm ... yes, she's scary and yes I'd do her.

Why, is there supposed to be a contradiction in that?
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parados
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:32 pm
She should fit right in at the GOP "save marriage from destruction" campaign.

What could possibly be more uplifting about marriage than doing a reality show about it then getting a divorce after 4 years?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:33 pm
parados wrote:


What could possibly be more uplifting about marriage then doing a reality show about it then getting a divorce after 4 years?


The contract she signed to DO that show..
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:40 pm
I think the Republicans should replace the elephant with Ms. Simpson as their party's symbol - what better icon for
Bush & Co. than a Big Dumb Blonde.
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:46 pm
parados wrote:

What could possibly be more uplifting about marriage than doing a reality show about it then getting a divorce after 4 years?


Jessica Simpson's push-up bra?
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ebrown p
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:48 pm
Now, If I could sit next to Catherine Bach, I might just become a Republican...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 02:58 pm
nimh wrote:
Ehmm ... yes, she's scary and yes I'd do her.

Why, is there supposed to be a contradiction in that?



Only for advanced human beings.

Don't you worry your pretty little head over it, Nimh.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 03:26 pm
nimh wrote:
Ehmm ... yes, she's scary and yes I'd do her.

Why, is there supposed to be a contradiction in that?

Depends... Does she scare you in a good way or a bad way?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 03:27 pm
Does anyone have a Boehner?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 03:43 pm
Boehner probably does.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 03:46 pm
I really love her nose. The bump is fantastic.


http://www.curly-hair-styles-magazine.com/images/jessica-simpson-short-hair-15.jpg


and her eyebrows. they're almost like real people eyebrows.
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