So, How Many Smegging Angels CAN Dance on the Head of a Pin?

To continue in the recent vein of our Fearless Founder - are angels virgins?

So where do all the wallflower angels stand, while all the popular angels are out dancing on the head of a pin?

In the Bible it says angels came to earth and slept with human women and the result was the giants of the day.

According to the movie "Dogma", angels have no genitalia.

Lust for power prompted the inicial angelic rebellion (Lucifer, their leader).

Well, perhaps God thought it would be better to stop angelical lust altogether.

One thing seems certain: cherubs have no genitalia (unless it's hidden in the back of their heads).

Heh, Dogma is one of my favorite films...

So - the bible says SOME angels are not virgins.

Do you think god made them sexless creatures, like worker bees and ants and termites and mole rats after Lucifer acted up?

So - more modern angels have no genitalia, but older ones do?

My favorite angel is Christopher Walken as archangel Gabriel in 'The Prophecy'. It's a moderate flick, but he is great... In this one, angels also lacked genitalia, and apparently could not drive....but I don't want to spoil the picture!