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MAN FORCED TO MARRY GOAT!

 
 
Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 01:23 am
Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 07:48 am
In other news, a goat has filed for divorce ....
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 07:52 am
I knew that bitch goat was cheating on me.

Thanks, Lord. I owe you one.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:00 am
Unnecessary cynicism here. Its a LOVE STORY right? I wish the couple all the very best.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:12 am
Ewwww. Or rather, ewe....


I hear that Mr. Alifi is having difficulty replacing his ram.
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Questioner
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:14 am
Odd, I thought Aberdeen was the only place you could marry a farm animal.
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:15 am
Its yuo isnt it LE, you married a goat!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:17 am
Busted.......oh, the shame!
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:20 am
So, where are you registered? Crate and Stable?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:20 am
Could it have been a shewolf in sheeps clothing?
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:20 am
Look, as long as the 2 of you are happy, that's all that matters.

Are either of you going to convert, you know, for the sake of future kids?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:21 am
Little does she know it, but I'm going to eat her at the weekend.


<waits for the replies>
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:33 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Little does she know it, but I'm going to eat her at the weekend.


<waits for the replies>
surprised you have had to wait this long
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:34 am
Thanks for mutton.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:35 am
"Whatcha eatin'?"

"Mutton, honey."
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:36 am
(Hangs head in shame.)

I just realized I've bee confused about the species of LordE's lover the entire time.

Don't look at me. I'm HIDEOUS!
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:38 am
Alifi said "This sort of thing is outrageous. It really gets my goat".
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:40 am
When we have children, we'll obviously hire a nanny.
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:44 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
When we have children, we'll obviously hire a nanny.


That is the funniest thing ive heard in ages!!!!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 8 Mar, 2006 08:55 am
You need to get out more, material girl.
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