Sex injury while making pancakes.

How f'n funny of a video clip would that be?

you don't say anything about the spatula....

is it all right?

I don't know...didn't you guys keep the video?

I don't know...didn't you guys keep the video?

Listen, you only have to ask once.

Listen, you only have to ask once.

Listen, short man, I can't control what A2K does. So bite me. Or I'll bite you. Whatever.

Had they made French toast, it would have been a different
outcome, I bet.

I like to be bitten on the neck.

Just don't leave a hicky, you're not the only roller coaster in the amusement park.

See, there's another ride called "shewolfnm."

I should have kept a list of all the weird things that my mum and dad encountered during their respective careers. Dad was a fireman and Mum was an "ER" nurse for quite a few years.

Some that I recall........

Dad.......called to a house where the young teenage daughter had sat down too quickly on the loo, and managed to get her hips through the aperture. Stuck fast when the fire brigade arrived, they had to unbolt the seat and carry her to another room in order to saw through the wood.
Embarrassing or what...

Mum....numerous men and women admittted during her shifts, with various objects stuck up the back passage. Salt and pepper pots seemed the most popular...although Coke bottles figured highly, as they caused a vacuum, and couldn't be removed easily. Ouch!

Another man was admitted, after flushing the loo (high level cistern) and when he pulled the chain, the whole thing came away from the wall and crashed on his head.

Note to self: open bottles stuck up ass cause an internal vaccum, making it hard to remove.

Thanks, LE. I knew you were good for something.

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