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Man farts, sets genitals on fire.

 
 
Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2006 02:55 pm
Well.....we can't have Reyn left out there, researching all the weird stuff, can we!


From "News of the Odd"..........


"..A Danish man was having surgery to remove a mole from his backside when he broke wind. The gaseous emission was ignited by a spark from the electric knife the surgeon was using, and the man's genitals, which had been soaked in surgical alcohol, caught fire. He is suing the hospital for pain and suffering, and for the time he has had to take off work while he recuperates. "I've had to be booked off work for longer than expected and, besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife," he says. The operation was halted immediately after the incident, which the surgeon claims no one could have forseen."
(Ananova, April 14, 2002)
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yitwail
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2006 03:31 pm
goodness gracious...

(in the interest of decency, i substituted ellipses for the conclusion of a song lyric)
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2006 03:41 pm
Recognition, at last!!

http://www.skphoton.com/albums/GA-Tech-Friends/james_thumbs_up.sized.jpg
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2006 03:49 pm
no.........

way.........



a FART had enough gas to light his ass on fire?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2006 03:52 pm
Shewolf, being female, you have obviously never taken part in a drunken post rugby "bluey" competition.

Believe me, I believe it is certainly possible. (don't forget that his family jewels were coated with surgical alcohol).
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2006 03:55 pm
I have ......


( blush )


I have lit my own fart before.
It didnt make that much of a puff...
but a drunken funny all the same.


so, I GUESS it is possible, it could ignite rubbing alcohol..
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2006 04:09 pm
But did they toast marshmellows?
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yitwail
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2006 04:14 pm
Reyn wrote:
Recognition, at last!!


but Reyn, you were, uh, scooped. Embarrassed
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2006 04:16 pm
DrewDad wrote:
But did they toast marshmellows?


Chestnuts, maybe.....
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2006 04:30 pm
& hot dogs
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George
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2006 04:32 pm
& buns
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2006 06:49 pm
yitwail wrote:
Reyn wrote:
Recognition, at last!!


but Reyn, you were, uh, scooped. Embarrassed

Naw, it's but a mere pimple on one's butt.....so to speak, of course! :wink: Laughing
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2006 06:51 pm
Talk about a weenie roast... Yeesh.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2006 06:51 pm
Quote:
Man farts, sets genitals on fire.


I've always wondered what Set does during the afternoons.
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