jespah wrote:What if you dream about Irish earthworms singing country music?
Then I will have to terminate you with extree prejudice.
Chumly wrote:My sister lives in Australia, I showed her how to hold an earthworm in her hand and not be squeamish, I am not certain how she has made use of this, or if worms have dreams.
I am very fond of earthworms.
Oc COURSE worms have dreams!
How do you think the birds would be able to catch the otherwise?
(They hear them scream when they have nightmares)
Region Philbis wrote:gonna keep my dreams to myself from now on, TYVM...
Don't be silly. The dreams are the air bubbles. If you don't share them, you'll pop.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I heard mention that freeduck lost her avatar. Would someone be kind enough to pass this on to her....
Not her old image, but it would fit her personality. As well as this one....
Now, regarding dlowan's inquiry on dreams and jokes therein: I've had that happen once. I was playing golf in my dream and my ball rolled into a pond. It rolled in at a fairly slow pace, so I felt I would have a good chance to recover it. As I probed around the murky water, trying to extract the missing ball, a snapping turtle's head emerged from the water and he said, "Did you hear the one about the missing golf ball? The orange grove captivates the pirate."
Then his beak (or whatever you called that damn turtle thing) started rapidly going up and down, clacking as it did, and the turtle guffawed several times before disappearing beneath the water's surface.
I sat on the bank, scratching my head and wondering what the hell that meant and, like what happened to dlowan, my alarm clock went off. I'm sure there were remnants of the dream shattered and disposed of forever by the intrusive clock, but I still wonder about that joke to this day.
Don't you get that one?
Odd....
dadpad wrote:jespah wrote:What if you dream about Irish earthworms singing country music?
You were a turf cutter in a peat bog in a past life.
Be careful whom you associate with, dadpad, if I have to take jespah out, you are sitting mighty close....
Chumly wrote:jespah wrote:What if you dream about Irish earthworms singing country music?
While being held in the hand of my sister from Australia who breeds Papillon dogs and is married to an avuncular shaved headed devout holy roller with a missionary zeal while somehow maintaining her Jewish heritage (all true).
AAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH......stop it...I get all squeamish around dogs like Papillons.
jespah wrote:Now it all makes sense.
****. We're in trouble then.
