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A 'Dreaming Jokes I Cannot "Get" ' Digression....

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2006 03:17 am
Lol!

Your're not just a pretty green hotpad, are you?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2006 04:02 am
no -- i'm much, muuuuuuch more...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2006 04:47 am
In your dreams?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2006 07:50 am
last night a dreamt our front yard was completely paved over -- nuttin' funny about that...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2006 02:53 pm
Nicely paved?


Did you do it?


Can you do it IRL?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2006 03:47 pm
yes

no

no way...
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2006 02:35 am
I feel this dream indicates a deep seated but unrequited desire for a latin lover with a sense of humour.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2006 02:49 am
More like a Brazilian (get the double pun?)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2006 05:13 am
No.


?????????
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Chumly
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2006 05:44 am
RP posted his front yard was paved over. Dream interpretation could construe that to Freudian for shaving his pubic hair.

DP then said he felt RP's dream should be interpreted to mean a deep seated but unrequited desire for a Latin lover.

With me so far Smokey Ears?

I then suggested a Brazilian was more apropos!

The pun is twofold:

a) A Brazilian is a Latin lover so it fits with DP's interpretation of RP's dream.

b) A Brazilian is a popular colloquialism for shaving off all pubic hair.

The charming humor of Chumly makes an indelible impression on all soft rodentia he comes into contact with. Incidentally, the Rodentia does not include rabbits; rabbits differ from rodents in having an impassioned desire to smoke cheap fags.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2006 05:50 am
And because we are lagomorphs, not rodents.


I doubt ANYONE would have got that joke! In dreams or otherwise.


How may telling impenetrable jokes IRL be interpreted in dreams?
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Chumly
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2006 05:53 am
Anti-humor or otherwise, I don't think it's as opaque as you suggest. But it's all fine with me.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2006 06:02 am
Hmmm...anti humour?

But impenetrability, albeit explicated, though not comprehended, was the well spring of this duscussion.........opacity = anti?


I think not.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2006 06:14 am
I included the caveat "or otherwise" because like trying to classify exactly what defines and qualifies as country music, good luck.


How would you suggest the following dovetails into your wellspring?

stevewonder wrote:
Have you consider seeking medical help? Very Happy


ehBeth wrote:
sometimes being a smarty-pants just doesn't pay ... go have a bath


dlowan wrote:
Lol!

Your're not just a pretty green hotpad, are you?


Region Philbis wrote:
no -- i'm much, muuuuuuch more...


"Unlax, Doc!"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2006 06:38 am
It's a digression thread, it isn't supposed to make sense.

It's supposed to be both nonsensical, with occasional glimmers of profound sense, and non sequiturish, but in a somewhat sequitured way.


But, PLEASE don't EVER mention country music on a digression thread.


Nor bloody ireland.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2006 06:59 am
My sister lives in Australia, I showed her how to hold an earthworm in her hand and not be squeamish, I am not certain how she has made use of this, or if worms have dreams.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2006 07:09 am
gonna keep my dreams to myself from now on, TYVM...
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2006 07:16 am
What if you dream about Irish earthworms singing country music?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2006 07:24 am
I heard mention that freeduck lost her avatar. Would someone be kind enough to pass this on to her....

http://www.kindredspirit.co.uk/issues/bkimages/71/duck-mask.jpg

Not her old image, but it would fit her personality. As well as this one....

http://www.ourwaterourworld.org/images/duck.gif

Now, regarding dlowan's inquiry on dreams and jokes therein: I've had that happen once. I was playing golf in my dream and my ball rolled into a pond. It rolled in at a fairly slow pace, so I felt I would have a good chance to recover it. As I probed around the murky water, trying to extract the missing ball, a snapping turtle's head emerged from the water and he said, "Did you hear the one about the missing golf ball? The orange grove captivates the pirate."

Then his beak (or whatever you called that damn turtle thing) started rapidly going up and down, clacking as it did, and the turtle guffawed several times before disappearing beneath the water's surface.

I sat on the bank, scratching my head and wondering what the hell that meant and, like what happened to dlowan, my alarm clock went off. I'm sure there were remnants of the dream shattered and disposed of forever by the intrusive clock, but I still wonder about that joke to this day.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2006 07:25 am
jespah wrote:
What if you dream about Irish earthworms singing country music?


You were a turf cutter in a peat bog in a past life.
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