I like Intrepid's idea. I'm going to wait to be the very last one too. Plus, there will still be plenty of people here to convince us not to go, because actually leaving after a goodbye thread just isn't done. It's considered bad form, really.
And even though I'm teasing, I do completely understand why people have done serious goodbye threads and I'm just jokin. Hi Hephzibah! I just saw that since Saturday I had missed another goodbye, and then saw that the return had happened already too. It made me smile, and I know Heph can take a joke (right?)...and I'm glad she didn't go for long!