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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 09:02 am
Airline fires pilots found nude in cockpit. Southwest Airlines has fired two pilots who reportedly took off all or part of their clothes in the cockpit while in flight, then summoned a flight attendant to bring them paper towels and soda water. "We conducted a thrugh investigation and terminated the two pilots for inappropriate conduct," Southwest Airlines spokeswoman Ginger Hardage said Friday.
Perhaps they should have considered dry cleaners?
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 09:25 am
Hmm, there was a thread about a nudist flight to Cancun or some resort. I think the most common reaction was, "oooh, ick."

For me as a passenger, I'd far prefer the pilots to be nude and sober than fully clothed and drunk, especially if they remained in the cockpit (that word takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it?).
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 11:06 am
If the airplane I fly in has the most skilled ans sober pilots in the world, I wouldn't care how they dress or don't dress. Wink c.i.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 11:17 am
yeah but if they monoplize the flight attendant where does that leave me?
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 01:29 pm
are you dressed or undressed?
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 02:17 pm
Well Dys, are you a pilot?
Margo's question also needs to be answered, just in case you aren't piloting the plane.
Chances are the flight attendant chose not to remain in the cockpit any longer than necessary, giving her plenty of time to take care of you; but after her experience in the cockpit, she probably wasn't in a very good mood. Actually, you might be in trouble, taking the brunt of her anger as she exits the cockpit. Poor Dys.
Keep your seat belt fastened.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 02:38 pm
i prefer to fly united Wink
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 02:46 pm
I had two SW flights this month, and two out of three attendents were guys. So, were they expressing preference or taking pot luck?

But hey, if you make advance reservations these days, you want an airline that will be there when scheduled. Southwest seems like the good bet.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 02:49 pm
I never did figure out why the polits were naked. Does anyone know?
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 03:27 pm
I know I'd like to know! Of course I am only interested in knowing the facts on important issues such as this ;-)
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 04:09 pm
facts get in the way of a good story
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 04:18 pm
Well, not always.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 04:36 pm
dys, All the way? Some flights are 24 hours long. Where will it get you? To yur destination. Wink c.i.
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 05:37 pm
Dys, when flying United, have you joined any clubs? Embarrassed
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 05:42 pm
hahaha!!!
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 05:49 pm
longest flight i have taken was Denver Colo to Sydney Oz, 17 hrs (i think) and it was cosy.
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 05:53 pm
Ah hah, that is the kind of ambiguous answer that can set my imagination spinning for the next couple of hours. LOL.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 08:31 pm
No big deal. I drive my car naked daily.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 08:32 pm
hmmmm.... LOL!!!!
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Misti26
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 08:33 pm
Jeesh, nothing exciting like that ever happens to me when I'm on a flight! Talk about the mile high club!
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