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Tue 14 Feb, 2006 09:04 am
Happy Valentine's Day!!!
This is the original version:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
Here is one of my versions:
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I.
Rose are red
Violets are pink
My colour TV
Is on the blink
I used to think that the best name ever for a performers avatar was the "Sex Pistols" but after a discussion tonight in the pub I realised that "Dickie Valentine" outwitted it.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
women are hip
men have no clue.
women are hip
men have no clue
If you think that
you're way overdue.
Roses are red
Violets are light
for Valentine's poem
spendius is not too bright
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Sugar is fattening,
and so are you.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Monkeys stink
And so do you.
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Sugar is Sweet,
and so are you.
But the roses are wilted,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty,
and so is your head.
roses are red
and so is tico
damn commie
just like Castro
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Today is my birthday,
Glad it's not you.
You wounded me, Gus.
Deeply.
Roses are red,
Gus is a rube,
He thinks he's quite clever,
But he's really a boob.
ouch!
<staggers backward, clutching chest>
Roses are red
and tico is green
a dirty old man
who is quite obscene
Roses are red
Gus is decrepit
I'm an old fool
Happy birthday Intrepid
Roses are red,
Licorice is black
Run for the door,
I'll cover your back
Roses are red
Violets are sappy
Intrepid has birthday
I wish you to be happy.
Roses are red,
He may not be smart,
But one thing's for certain,
Intrepid's an old fart.
Roses are red
Violets are quite hot
this thread is proof
romantics men are not
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