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"Chrissie Hynde Holds Her Guitar Like a Guy!"

 
 
Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2006 10:16 pm
In one of the strangest posts in A2K history, I (thinking my avatar was me) was accused of holding my axe (guitar) like a guy.

That begs the question, what is the corrrect feminine way to hold a guitar?

Laughing
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2PacksAday
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2006 10:41 pm
As long as the music is good....who cares how a female holds one

....but I am partial to the way Lita Ford posed with her guitar
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2006 10:55 pm
Re: "Chrissie Hynde Holds Her Guitar Like a Guy!"
Roxxxanne wrote:
That begs the question, what is the corrrect feminine way to hold a guitar?

And thats a straight line that begs a misogynistic quip as rejoinder. I shall refrain, however.
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CrazyDiamond
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2006 11:12 pm
How about Sonic Youth's Kim Gordon? She plays as good as any guy, and looks kinda sexy while she's doing it...
http://restauratrice.altervista.org/kim2.gif

And, of course, she helped SY change the face of alternative rock.
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Roxxxanne
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 08:29 am
That is a bass!
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material girl
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:38 am
I dont think there is a male/female way to hold a guitar, you just hold it.

Lets face it, there isnt much thats feminine about Chrissie Hynde.
In my defence I do like her and her songs.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:46 am
http://www.ukeschool.com/photos/tiny_tim_strumming.jpg
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:49 am
Is that Chrissee in drag? Laughing
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:50 am
The best way is as follows...

female on her knees, holding my guitar up at an angle straight out from my waist while she fellates me so that when she's finished I can run right back on stage for the next set.

That's rock 101.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 10:05 am
material girl wrote:
I dont think there is a male/female way to hold a guitar, you just hold it.

Lets face it, there isnt much thats feminine about Chrissie Hynde.



Agree on the first part...there is no male female etiquette on gui-tar holding. My added part to that is that it should be held so the music can be played with clarity.

Disagree on the second part...she has always struck me as being a woman...of course as a gay male that may be part of my reasoning.
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CrazyDiamond
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 10:59 am
Roxxxanne wrote:
That is a bass!

It's a guitar!
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 11:01 am
You are so right, CrazyDiamond.

A bass is a fish Laughing
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 11:02 am
it's a bass guitar.... and a great no wax floor polish.... and a low fat desert topping.... and today only it's available with a tub of our famous original oxy clean.....
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CrazyDiamond
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 11:14 am
I dunno, I just thought we were talking about female guitarists, so I brought up a bass guitarist who's a girl, who I respect.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 11:35 am
Re: "Chrissie Hynde Holds Her Guitar Like a Guy!"
Roxxxanne wrote:
That begs the question, what is the corrrect feminine way to hold a guitar?


Wouldn't you like to know!
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Roxxxanne
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:18 pm
Re: "Chrissie Hynde Holds Her Guitar Like a Guy!"
cjhsa wrote:
Roxxxanne wrote:
That begs the question, what is the corrrect feminine way to hold a guitar?


Wouldn't you like to know!


Cj seems to have the secret maybe she would like to tell us.
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Roxxxanne
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:20 pm
Intrepid wrote:
Is that Chrissee in drag? Laughing


Chrissie is a guy?
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:25 pm
Prolly wunna those things yer born with - either ya got it or ya don't, no point tryin' to fake it.
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Roxxxanne
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:26 pm
material girl wrote:


Lets face it, there isnt much thats feminine about Chrissie Hynde.


I am sure that Hynde really gives a rat's ass that she doesn't meet YOUR concept of femininity. To me, she is as feminine and sexy as any rocker out there. It is amazing that someone would try to dictate what is feminine and what is not. Or who is feminine and who is not. I fear that you are living in a gender prison.
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Roxxxanne
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:30 pm
timberlandko wrote:
Prolly wunna those things yer born with - either ya got it or ya don't, no point tryin' to fake it.


You mean like the penis you wished you were born with?

Quote:
It looks like a penis, only a lot smaller.


--- SNL skit
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