I think this button must be reserved for the most sophisticated and refined posters at A2K.
My pub has a FART club.
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farting is such sweet sorrow.
More sorrow than sweet, if you ask me.
(Have you been eating a lot of chocolate lately?...don't answer that.)
dlowan wrote:Nonsense.
Did you press it?
Course not! Whaddya think I am.....???
A CAT.
Curiousity and cats...agh, nemmind.
I bet you did, though.
I'm sure only a limited set can smell it as well.
How can I upload some samples?
Finally! I have finally seen and used the fart button.
It's kind of a gross, wet sounding fart.....
Yay, sister in gas, halleluljah!!!
You have joined the elect.
Wet kiss.
The fart button now appears...to the elect only, of course....at the TOP of the page as well.
It is smaller there, but quite operational.
I have. at last, discovered the function of the fart button.
Press it three times, and it leads you to a joke toolbar download.
Our holy fart button has sold its soul....like a very Televangelist.
My soul is sick.
The fart button is a false god.
dlowan wrote:I have. at last, discovered the function of the fart button.
Press it three times, and it leads you to a joke toolbar download.
What I like about this is that it reveals that you sat there and pressed the fart button multiple times...
It was a machine gun fart.
What this place needs is a Glade air freshener button.
There is an awful lot of bulls*it lately.
If you press it really fast in succession, it sounds like something out of Star Wars.
