I have yet to see this fart button.
I feel somehow cheated.
I have seen no fart button either!
How can you see no fart button?
Phoenix, MY fart button is a full one!
As is Reyn's.
Methinks 'tis your puter....that hijo da puta!
Oh to see the fart button.....
Seeing the fart button is no kind of excitement, you know . . . there is a certain pleasure, however, in having seen it, and thereafter ignoring it . . .
Setanta wrote:Seeing the fart button is no kind of excitement, you know . . . there is a certain pleasure, however, in having seen it, and thereafter ignoring it . . .
You neglected to elaborate on the untold joys of repeatedly pressing the button...after that shut the sound off on the computer again and resume normal activities.
Never have pressed that button . . . anyway, i turn the sound off when i visit this site, to avoid the annoying ads . . .
How come the fella sees that button and I never do?
We all know I love computer noises.
Have faith, and the holy fart button shall reveal itself unto you.
Just keep the lamps ready, oh wise virgin.
I was thinking of holding a candle up to the speakers.
Bad idea?
The closest I have ever come to a true religious experience is when I came into the bedroom late one evening, to find my wife had succumbed to an excess amount of cheap clam chowder, and the room was clogged with the putrefied stench of old fish mixed with human intestinal decay, in addition to the fact that my dog had eaten far too many carrots and was jetting out emulsions not that dissimilar to half rotted compost, I naturally collapsed in ecstasy, muttering to myself, as my thoughts dimmed "You Are Saved!"
I think she should fast and purge, and cleanse herself, such that the holy fart button may vouchsafe itself unto her.
Why make do with a button like that?
Try this program - it will blow your mind away.
It's free and it will allow you to vent your feelings to your hearts content!
It's called FartMatic 5000, it's free and you can get it here
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/games/download.html#FartMatic
Where's da Moondoggy - we need him here!
and I agree with Setanta, there's been confirmation that a fart button DOES exist (even though I haven't seen it!) - but this doesn't mean that the rabbit is not mad!
I still suspect a Craven baiting da bunny effort- and it's not even April Fools Day - is it?
Hey - I saw the fart button!
butt da wabbit's stilll likely mad!
Nonsense.
Did you press it?
